When you clip your nails in public places especially on public transit aka the subway: I want to clip your face!
It is disgusting, gross, inappropriate, most likely unsanitary, and don’t forget nauseating. Plus that clipping sound kills fairies and no amount of clapping brings them back!
You are gross. Just an FYI…
In case you don’t follow me on Twitter (which I don’t know why you wouldn’t!) I am here to inform you all that I am on holiday. Well sorta a working and getting things done holiday, but a holiday nonetheless.
Right now, I’m home-home, with my parents for a week or so. Just relaxin’, chilln’, and doing lots of swimming with my puppies!
It’s peaceful here. It’s quiet, well except for those frogs outside my window that actually kind of make me miss honking cars and sirens at night. It’s the Northern woods of Canada, and it’s my home.
There aren’t many luxuries in my hometown. Nowhere really to shop, or go hang out, or anything really fun to do. No real cultural anything.
SIDEBAR: Today is Canada Day so that’s pretty cultural.
I like it here because it’s familiar, nothing changes and I know everything. It’s special to my heart.
Much like a good relationship, a good home can’t be beat. As I went to get ready for bed last night after a late night swim I got thinking about all the things I kind of dislike or “live” with when at home. My own bathroom I’ve always loved. It’s big and has lots of light, and yet the water pressure just doesn’t cut it in the shower. I have a huge sink area with long big sink top with a makeup area with a chair and everything, it’s almost perfect, but then I forget that the sink is very shallow and if you turn the tap on to far it splashes water all over everything! My bed is big and huge and tall and comfy good, but it’s kind of lonely being in a big nice bed like that all alone, and then they’re those frogs outside my window.
All that is good about home has little faults that we tend to forget or over look till they are right in front of us. A relationship is like a good home. It’s warm, inviting, it shelters you and can be used for entraining. It holds memories and creates new ones. It’s a rock that we count on….only good thing is that the person you’re in a relationship with can talk to you, and a home doesn’t really do that, unless you count “house sounds”.
And then there are those little extras, or more like the hidden “gems” of a relationship. Just like my shallow sink that splashes unless you turn it just right, everyone has those little things about them they bring to a relationship. These added gems get overlooked, pushed to the side and sometimes ignored because the whole package or “the home” is just so wonderful. Maybe it’s the way someone laughs, or chews their food, or holds your hand in a funny way. Maybe it’s the sounds they make in their sleep, or sounds they don’t make during “sleep”.
Just as we get used to a new house which eventually becomes our home, do the little things start to disappear as the larger picture unfolds in a relationship and if so then why do people always say it’s all about the little things in a relationship?
Sunglasses in Dark Bar Boy: Hi beautiful.
Me: hello. (walking towards friends)
Sunglasses in Dark Bar Boy: I’m here to inform you that you won.
Me: Pardon?
Sunglasses in Dark Bar Boy: You won. Congratulations!
Me: Won what?
Sunglasses in Dark Bar Boy: The most beautiful chick in the bar contest.
Me: (laughs) Oh really, what do I win for that.
Sunglasses in Dark Bar Boy: The prize is you get to go home with me tonight.
If you are going to drunkenly throw yourself at someone who you know is in a committed good relationship, you should make sure you haven’t meet their significant other before. Because if you have meet them before no amount of alcohol excuses the fact that you truly are a big whore with lack of respect for everyone involved in the situation.
Just alittle friday fyi…..not that I’m judging behavior or anything…..
So I need to talk about something that has been driving me crazy for months. Something I’ve been seeing time and time again when I watch mindless TV and it just makes me want to cock punch someone while screaming “Allez Cuisine!”
I’ve talked about commercials before. I’m bothered by a commercial that deal with “female issues”, I just am. I’ve talked before on how I don’t like the women in most of them, and then I talked about how some point out how stupid the female population is. But this one takes the cake on pointing out how stupid/dumb/ridiculous the female population can be.
Bayer has come out with a new ad champagne that encourages women to learn more about their birth control. This comes off the back of them being sued millions of dollars for apparently not adequately informing women about the health risks.
Ok first off, if you take any medications you should know what it is, how it works, how it affects your body and interacts with other drugs you take. Your health should always be number one. You need to understand how stuff works. That’s “Living 101.”
Anyways, so although I agree that it’s good of Bayer to let you know that you should take control of your health I have an issue with their commercials. A huge issue.
If you haven’t seen the commercial in question let me break it down for you. There are these women who are blind folded feeling a rhinoceros. They touch the rhino all over and are trying to figure out what they are touching.
These women give the absolute dumbest answers that one could ever say while feeling up a living breathing moving rhino! Answers given include: a wall, a rope, a pipe, and my all time favorite is the stupid chick who get’s ear slapped in the hand by a rhino and guesses… A BRUSH!
WTF?! Where are all these stupid women coming from! At least I’m glad someone is trying to make sure they all know how to use birth control correctly, cause God forbid these dumb ass chicks get pregnant and start procreating…..that is if they can read the pregnancy test.
Oh here’s the link to the commercial so you can watch for yourself.
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Oh and if you like, dislike, agree, disagree, or want to cock punch me over this opinion (or me in general) you should check LostPlum (that’s me) out tonight from 10-11pm EST. on Shivio.com because I’m going to be a guest on Abiola on LSD: Love, Sex, Dating. The show is hosted by the ever amazing, always funny, constantly sexy Abiola Abrams! It’s going to be hot hot hot. You can watch, listen, chat, and even beam in….with me!
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