I got my flu shot this year for the first time in years. I don’t believe in them, and I always end up sick after I get it, but I did it as a christmas present to my mother. Who is convinced that I lick subway polls in the car that only people with the plague ride.
Well FYI I’ve been sick all week. Like spent two days in bed sick.
I got stuck with a needle and I’m still sick.
FYI…..this sucks!
If your car cost less than $30,000 you should not have a car alarm. Seriously! If I have to see another ugly ass Camry on the streets on NYC with its alarm blaring over and over I’m going to scream.
FYI: It’s called insurance for a reason.
FYI: No one wants to steal your ugly car.
FYI: it’s Lent.
A season of soul-searching and repentance, a season for reflection and taking stock…… and whatever that all means.
But I was born and raised Catholic (I know shocking right…actually not really) and like every good catholic school girl I gave up stuff this year for Lent. I actually gave up 2 things.
I gave up chocolate (once again) but this year have already failed less then a week in when I ate a cookie (or 8)….but then again I wasn’t really in my natural state (if you know what I mean)
I hate the phrase: You can’t have your cake and eat it too.
What kind of ridiculousness are you spewing from your mouth? Why would anyone have cake but not eat it? If you give me cake, I’m sorry I’m eating it. That’s what people do. Who collects pieces of cake to just look at? I’ll tell you who. Sick individuals, that’s who!
Guy on 2 Train: Damn girl, you musta been looking real good in your prime!
(Silence)
Guy on 2 Train: But I bet you’re still freaky like back when. I’ll let you give me your number.
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