THE SUNDAY PULL: drink up
Bar Boy: Can I get you a drink?
Me: No thank you, I’m good.
Bar Boy: But the more you drink the better I look.
Bar Boy: Can I get you a drink?
Me: No thank you, I’m good.
Bar Boy: But the more you drink the better I look.
(Working the door of an event)
Douchebag on other side of rope: Sweet checks you going to let us in or what!?
Plum: Sorry it’s a private event, I don’t have any say.
Douchbag on other side of rope: I’ll let you sit on my cock!
Plum: No that’s ok.
Douchebag on otherside of rope: It’s totally worth it. (He proceeds to take his “Dirk Diggler” out of his pants in and flop it on the velvet rope) You’re going to love it!
Plum: Not as much as Ed (points to bouncer) is going to love throwing you off the sidewalk!
Guy: Will you follow me to the bathroom.
Me: Umm…why?
Guy: Listen. Honestly, you don’t have to even touch it. Just look at it. I just want someone to look at it.
Boy at Bar: Are those fries good?
Me: Umm…they’re ok.
Boy at Bar: (grabs a french fries from our plate on bar) They aren’t bad, but I’d rather be tasting you.
Minnesota Vikings jersey drinking Mikes Hard Lemonade (cranberry) Guy: “Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?”
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