Dive Bar Dude: First time here?
Me: Yeah.
Dive Bar Dude: It’s a pretty shitty bar.
Me: (laughs) Well you’re here too so what does that say?
Dive Bar Dude: I live right up stairs so we can go from pants on to penis in, in like 5 minutes!
Plum: (looking at bar menu)
Man at Bar: Their kitchen just closed.
Plum: Really?!
Man at Bar: Yeah, sucks, right?
Plum: Yeah I wanted food, so I can keep drinking.
Man at Bar: Well want to go get BBQ and fuck?
Waiting for Train Man: Do you know if this train stops at 42nd?
Me: Yup it does.
Waiting for Train Man: You sure?
Me: That’s where I’m headed so I’m pretty positive.
Waiting for Train Man: You headed to 44th and 9th?
Me: (odd look) umm no.
Waiting for Train Man: Cause that’s where my pleasure room is located and you should come by.
In Line for Coffee Dude: I’ve never noticed how many calories are in these drinks before.
Plum: It’s scary isn’t it.
In Line for Coffee Dude: Maybe after we can go some place and work them off after.
Guy at Bank: You waiting in line?
Plum: Yeah.
Guy at Bank: You’re going to take money out?
Plum: That’s usually what people do at the ATM.
Guy at Bank: Maybe you want to treat me to dinner after?
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