The Lost Plum… » SundayPULL http://www.lostplum.com Wed, 28 Jul 2010 18:19:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 THE SUNDAY PULL: spare some change http://www.lostplum.com/2010/07/25/the-sunday-pull-spare-some-change/ http://www.lostplum.com/2010/07/25/the-sunday-pull-spare-some-change/#comments Sun, 25 Jul 2010 21:31:22 +0000 lostplum http://www.lostplum.com/?p=1124 Sitting on the sidewalk “homeless” Boy:  (raises a long stick/pole/cane infront of me as I’m walking…I stop) Want to buy me a slider?

Me: Excuse me?

Sitting on the sidewalk “homeless” Boy:  Want to buy me a slider?

Me: Do YOU want to buy me a slider?

Sitting on the sidewalk “homeless” Boy:  Seriously?

Me: Yeah, seriously don’t stop me with a stick and expect me to pay!

Sitting on the sidewalk “homeless” Boy:  (getting up) Or we could go grab a drink and then grab dinner or something.

Me: And we can invite everyone else who contributed to your slider fund. (pointing to his cup with change as I walk away)

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Plum:  Umm…no.

Old Man On C Train: Cause honey you are the bomb!

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Plum: Pardon?

Boy on L-Train: * mumbles something very fast *

Plum: (laughs) I have no idea what you are saying….

Boy on L-Train: I said “Smile if you want to sleep with me.” And it worked.

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Plum: Thank you.

Man in Suit: I worked for the Clinton Administration so I know how to treat a lady. Can I take you out?

Plum: No thank you, I don’t really look good in Blue.

]]> http://www.lostplum.com/2010/07/04/the-sunday-pull-america-the-beautiful/feed/ 5 THE SUNDAY PULL: the prize http://www.lostplum.com/2010/06/27/the-sunday-pull-the-prize/ http://www.lostplum.com/2010/06/27/the-sunday-pull-the-prize/#comments Sun, 27 Jun 2010 08:34:46 +0000 lostplum http://www.lostplum.com/?p=1092 Sunglasses in Dark Bar Boy: Hi beautiful.

Me: hello. (walking towards friends)

Sunglasses in Dark Bar Boy: I’m here to inform you that you won.

Me: Pardon?

Sunglasses in Dark Bar Boy: You won. Congratulations!

Me: Won what?

Sunglasses in Dark Bar Boy: The most beautiful chick in the bar contest.

Me: (laughs) Oh really, what do I win for that.

Sunglasses in Dark Bar Boy: The prize is you get to go home with me tonight.

]]> http://www.lostplum.com/2010/06/27/the-sunday-pull-the-prize/feed/ 13 THE SUNDAY PULL: close for comfort http://www.lostplum.com/2010/06/20/the-sunday-pull-close-for-comfort/ http://www.lostplum.com/2010/06/20/the-sunday-pull-close-for-comfort/#comments Sun, 20 Jun 2010 21:40:00 +0000 lostplum http://www.lostplum.com/?p=1082 Dive Bar Dude:  First time here?

Me: Yeah.

Dive Bar Dude: It’s a pretty shitty bar.

Me: (laughs) Well you’re here too so what does that say?

Dive Bar Dude: I live right up stairs so we can  go from pants on to penis in, in like 5 minutes!

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Man at Bar:  Their kitchen just closed.

Plum: Really?!

Man at Bar: Yeah, sucks, right?

Plum: Yeah I wanted food, so I can keep drinking.

Man at Bar: Well want to go get BBQ and fuck?

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Me: Yup it does.

Waiting for Train Man: You sure?

Me: That’s where I’m headed so I’m pretty positive.

Waiting for Train Man: You headed to 44th and 9th?

Me: (odd look) umm no.

Waiting for Train Man: Cause that’s where my pleasure room is located and you should come by.

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Plum: It’s scary isn’t it.
In Line for Coffee Dude: Maybe after we can go some place and work them off after.

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Plum: Yeah.
Guy at Bank: You’re going to take money out?
Plum: That’s usually what people do at the ATM.
Guy at Bank: Maybe you want to treat me to dinner after?

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