The Lost Plum… » SundayPULL http://www.lostplum.com Wed, 25 Jan 2012 23:55:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 THE SUNDAY PULL: in under 5 http://www.lostplum.com/2012/01/22/the-sunday-pull-in-under-5/ http://www.lostplum.com/2012/01/22/the-sunday-pull-in-under-5/#comments Sun, 22 Jan 2012 23:54:51 +0000 lostplum http://www.lostplum.com/?p=1298 Dive Bar Dude:  First time here?

Me: Yeah.

Dive Bar Dude: It’s a pretty shitty bar.

Me: (laughs) Well you’re here too so what does that say?

Dive Bar Dude: I live right up stairs so we can  go from pants on to penis in, in like 5 minutes!

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Me: I did actually.

Guy in Gold Chain: I’m thirsty can I have a drink?

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Plum: Let me guess, on your floor.

Guy with Mets Hat in Bar: Nah. Back on you when you leave my apartment after someone satisfying sex.

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Plum: Thank you.

Guy dressed as a Mummy: You should come home with me tonight. It will be an adventure.

Plum: Oh really? Why is that?

Guy dressed as a Mummy: Cause you don’t know how cute I’ll turn out to be.

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Me: Sure is.

Guy: Nice hat.

Me: Thanks.

Guy: I need to get me a new hat, or maybe I can just use your thighs as earmuffs.

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Plum: Hi.

Guy in Bank Line: Would you sleep with me?

Plum: Excuse me?

Guy in Bank Line: Would you sleep with me?

Plum: (silently looking forward)

Guy in Bank Line: Cause I’d sleep with me. I’d even fuck me.

Plum: You must have real high standards. (leaves line)

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Me: Umm… no.

Guy: I thought it was. Crazy right?

Me: Yeah, I guess.

Guy: So you agree I was wrong and crazy. Guess we have to fuck now.

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Plum: Yeah, most people are.

Man on Subway: Lots to do?

Plum: Well it is ‘work’.

Man on Subway: I’m sure you’re pretty good at it.

Plum: Well I try.

Man on Subway: Me too. In fact, I just moved you to the top of my “to do list”!

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Plum: Not to much. What’s up with you?

Guy at Bar: So why haven’t you come over to talk to me over there? (points towards table he had been sitting with with friends)

Plum: Umm…cause I’m here with my friends.

Guy at Bar: Well I was taught that if you simply smile and stare at girls they come over. It’s the best pick up technique out there.

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