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THE SUNDAY PULL: in under 5

Dive Bar Dude:  First time here?

Me: Yeah.

Dive Bar Dude: It’s a pretty shitty bar.

Me: (laughs) Well you’re here too so what does that say?

Dive Bar Dude: I live right up stairs so we can  go from pants on to penis in, in like 5 minutes!

22

01 2012

THE SUNDAY PULL: thirsty

Guy with Gold Chain: Did you know that the body is 2/3rds water?

Me: I did actually.

Guy in Gold Chain: I’m thirsty can I have a drink?

03

04 2011

THE SUNDAY PULL: out the door

Guy with Mets Hat in Bar: That dress looks good on you, bet I know where it would look better!

Plum: Let me guess, on your floor.

Guy with Mets Hat in Bar: Nah. Back on you when you leave my apartment after someone satisfying sex.

14

11 2010

THE SUNDAY PULL: smell this

Guy At Bar: You want me. I can smell it.

07

11 2010

THE SUNDAY PULL: mostly trick

Guy dressed as a Mummy: You are beautiful.

Plum: Thank you.

Guy dressed as a Mummy: You should come home with me tonight. It will be an adventure.

Plum: Oh really? Why is that?

Guy dressed as a Mummy: Cause you don’t know how cute I’ll turn out to be.

02

11 2010