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THE SUNDAY PULL: sitting service

Man: I’ve never seen you at the dog park before.

Me: Oh we’ve been before I just babysit so I only get to come with ‘Picasso’ every month or so.

Man: Well he’s a lucky little guy.

Me: ….thanks (awkward smile)

(About 10 minutes later man and his massive horse of a dog are leaving the dog park)

Man: I’m ‘man’ by the way. (Hands card) you should call me if you ever feel like babysitting my little man.

07

03 2010

THE SUNDAY PULL: worth fighting for

Guy: My grandfather fought in the war.

Me: oh really?

Guy: Pretty cool huh!? How many people can say that?

Me: Well I’d say about 90percent of the bar could say that, maybe even more.

Guy: Well only cause the bar is pretty much full of Caucasians.

Me: Caucasians? What does that mean?

Guy: White people.

Me: Yes. I know what Caucasian means.

Guy: (laughs) Well white people are the only ones who stand up for this country!

Me: I’m sorry, are you hitting on me right now?

Guy: Of course. (Laughs) Isn’t it working?

Me: Well considering I’m not white you may want to reconsider! (Walks away)

FACT: I’m probably the whitest kid you could ever meet!

28

02 2010

THE SUNDAY PULL: part the sea

Plum: Excuse me.

Sigma-something-pop-collar-whatever: Am I in your way?

Plum: Well I’d sorta like, like to leave.

Sigma-something-pop-collar-whatever: Well I’m the “like to leave” police, I need to see some ID.

Plum: (laughs) Yeah ok! Whatever. Are you going to move?

Sigma-something-pop-collar-whatever: Are you going to at least give me your number?

21

02 2010

THE SUNDAY PULL: sweet-tooth

Guyish Guy: hi!

Plum: hi.

Guyish Guy: You like chocolate?

Plum: Sure why not (?)

Guyish Guy: Well my dick isn’t chocolate, but I have this sauce I can dip it in.

14

02 2010

THE SUNDAY PULL: top coat

Man: What colour is your nail polish?

Plum: umm..I think it’s called “tart deco.”

Man: Do your toes match?

Plum: No, I think they are green something.

Man: I like this colour (points to hands) I’ve been looking for a new red to paint my toes.

Plum: Well it’s not really a red per say.

Man: I’m “man”, you interested in going for a pedicure with me sometime, and get to know each other?

07

02 2010