Drunkest Guy Here: ”My phone is broken…”
Plum: “That’s no good, what happened?”
Drunkest Guy Here: “It’s got no numbers on it.”
Plum: “That must make calling people hard.”
Drunkest Guy Here: “Wait…no….IT DOESNT GOT YOUR NUMBER!!??, yeah…that’s right!”……………………………Want to buy me a shot!??
boy/girl name guy: How old are you?
plum: 27 very soon to be 28.
boy/girl name guy: Ahh…see you need to find yourself a 31-33 year old. The 31-33 year old guys love the 27-28 year old girls. They make the perfect relationships.
plum: Is that right?
boy/girl name guy: That’s right!
plum: To bad you said you were 35.
boy/girl name guy: I already said I was 35.
plum: you sure did!
boy/girl name guy: damn…… (walks away)
(My friend handing me back my lip-gloss)
Friend in Red: ” I like that.”
Plum: ” I know right, it’s got a nice shine”
Man out of Nowhere: “Want to shine my little friend!”
(grabs his ‘little friend’)
so many bloggers out there have their thing. That special day they always do the same thing (a poll, a movie review, best place to eat, sex position…yadda yadda) I have been toying with the idea of doing something. And the ever wonderful Simone told me, “Just make it yours!”
And then the decision was pretty easy!
Every once and a while I do my Pick-Up-Line-Love (PULL) posts. These are are REAL pickup lines guys have used on me. Most are recent, however, I also have a large notebook (or journal) filled with these from the last few years. And so…….WELCOME to the 1st SUNDAY PULL!
Plum: You ok? (to Kel who has been surrounded and cornered by two guys)
Kel: Yeah, I’m fi…
Guy#1: Hi I’m Guy#1. You are? (reaching out hand to shake it)
Plum: Hi, I’m Plum (shaking his hand)
Guy#2: We’re so happy you came over cause this one (pointing at Kel) doesn’t seem like the type of girl to go home with both of us.
Plum: And I do? (laughing)
Guy#1: Well I guess we could pair up.
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