To all those people on foursquare who check into places a million times that they never go to, get a life.
You know who I’m talking about! Those people that are mayors of your personal apartment but you don’t know them…….
FYI having 30 mayorships doesn’t make you cool. Also you take the fun out of it for the rest of us. They need a badge called “Stupid Lame Face” AKA you check into stuff you have never been to so you’re a stupid lame face.
If your car cost less than $30,000 you should not have a car alarm. Seriously! If I have to see another ugly ass Camry on the streets on NYC with its alarm blaring over and over I’m going to scream.
FYI: It’s called insurance for a reason.
FYI: No one wants to steal your ugly car.
This year (2011) Spring does not start until March 20th.
So until then I don’t want to hear complaints about how it’s cold outside, how winter seems to last forever, and all that nonsense.
Especially if you decided you wanted to wear flip-flops outside in NYC at the start of March.
FYI: warm weather is coming you’ll have plenty of chances to dress in flip-flops, tube tops, and your other whore-flair so for at least the next two weeks put it away!
FYI: I also hate flip-flops with a fire-y passion!
This is an FYI to let you all know I’m not going to be posting for awhile.
In true Plum fashion, to put it simply, I’m Lost.
When you’ve lost or misplaced something why do people always ask “where did you last leave it/have it/use it/put it?”
FYI If I knew where I put it, it wouldn’t be lost. But thanks TIPS!
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