THE SUNDAY PULL: behind the line
(Working the door of an event)
Douchebag on other side of rope: Sweet checks you going to let us in or what!?
Plum: Sorry it’s a private event, I don’t have any say.
Douchbag on other side of rope: I’ll let you sit on my cock!
Plum: No that’s ok.
Douchebag on otherside of rope: It’s totally worth it. (He proceeds to take his “Dirk Diggler” out of his pants in and flop it on the velvet rope) You’re going to love it!
Plum: Not as much as Ed (points to bouncer) is going to love throwing you off the sidewalk!
Perfect comeback!
LMAO !!!
How on earth do you these douche bags manage to find their way to you with these shyte lines ? Did he think that by taking his ‘dinky’ out and hanging it on a rope (it probably needed the support to even stay visible) would make it more appealing to you ???