Archive for August 29th, 2010

THE SUNDAY PULL: behind the line

(Working the door of an event)

Douchebag on other side of rope: Sweet checks you going to let us in or what!?

Plum: Sorry it’s a private event, I don’t have any say.

Douchbag on other side of rope: I’ll let you sit on my cock!

Plum: No that’s ok.

Douchebag on otherside of rope: It’s totally worth it. (He proceeds  to take his “Dirk Diggler” out of his pants in and flop it on the velvet rope) You’re going to love it!

Plum: Not as much as Ed (points to bouncer) is going to love throwing you off the sidewalk!

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