It happens to the best of us…
Nando, Nate and I did a video topic question on “most embarrassing sex moments” I was rewatching the video the other day, and it got me thinking about how ‘embarrassing’ is usually the case for one person. You know like you fall on your face in front of a crowd embarrassing, but sex is only a party for two. Well typically there isn’t really a crowd, so what seems to be embarrassing is more like an incident with one other person.
We all have those embarrassing sex stories, those elbow to the eye, granny panties, fell off the bed, and the hit my head on a head board stories. And if you don’t have one frankly I don’t think you’re doing sex right!
But these are usually personal. One person fell off the bed, one person burped in the others mouth, and so on.
So rather then telling about what I think is an embarrassing sex story that has happened to me, and believe me there are lots! I thought I’d try to think of what awkward, funny, disastrous sex moment I’ve had that would be the other persons most embarrassing….
Some time ago I was having sex (that’s sorta has to be in this story doesn’t it) and it was good, wonderful and every word you can think of to replace “great”.
Basically, we can say I was very much enjoying myself.
He was ontop and therefore I was below him (the classic missionary) and all of a sudden I feel this strange pressure building up in my lady parts. It was odd, different, not like any feeling I’ve felt like before.
I gave him a funny face as he continued with his ‘business’.
“ummm” my face kind of twisted.
“You ok you want me to stop” he stops but still ontop of me.
“Ummm…..No, but….something feels strange.”
“Bad strange or good strange?” he seemed concerned but obviously his blood wasn’t going to his brain at this moment.
“Kind of bad strange, it kind of hurts”
He backs up, and this pressure that had been building stops, kind of rushes out of me in a strange ‘I don’t know this feeling’ kind of way. And then I notice everything is all wet….
I sorta backup, sit up, and look down.
“Did you just?….Baby! I think you peed in me?!” I say as this look of shock and embarrassment comes over him, and he hides his head and rolls over.
And I of course can do nothing but start to laugh….
SIDEBAR: Apparently guys aren’t supposed to be able to urinate while having an erection, however, my Google searches have proved otherwise….and so has this personal experience.
FACT: I guess this means I’ve dabbled in water sports, although I didn’t ask too.
That might be the most embarrassing moment I’ve ever heard of in my life… WOW!
How did he not know what he was doing?? BANANAS!!
Awesome post as per usual!
Wait – I’m confused. Did he not realize he was doing it, or was it a like-a-pool-so-nobody’ll-notice decision?
And yes, I’m sorry I’m somewhat comparing your private area to a pool.
I’m sure there is very little resemblance.
Hmmm… lawd, half the reason that drunk sex can last six hours for a dude is because of the combination of drunk sensory dulling and drunken pee feeling. Good thing it never failed me that way. Having to pee a little is a great trick to assure staying power if you’re feeling a little low bio-rhythmly.
Yeah, there’s only way out of the penis. The urethra does double duty by being the tube from the bladder and the testes. But that doesn’t mean that they can’t pee while hard. It just means that they can’t release semen and urine at the exact same time.
My embarrassing sex story that happened while I was there but not “to” me: The guy is going down on me. His nose starts to bleed but he doesn’t notice until he tastes the blood. He lifts up and says “Hey somethings wrong.” And his whole face and hand is covered in blood. I will never forget that image. It looked like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre up in there.
This post made my coochi hurt! I loved it. You keep challenging us bloggers! Keep up the good work.
This is amazing! You are amazing! Great post per usual!
Wow this is physiologically interesting!
I’m not sure whether this is life-stopping-embarassing OR Superman-nominating-multitasking…I mean think about it…this guy really knows how to double duty…I mean clearly not at the most opportune time sure…but you gotta love a man that can multitask no?
Wow. I totally thought that was un-possible. I guess you probably would have known if it was your pee…
Note to self: Save the Gatorade for afterwards.
LMFAO. that’s all i can do right now.
IN YOU? REALLY? OUCH!
You are funny I almost peed on my pants!
Only you can be sure, but from what you describe I would say that you had a g-spot orgasm / squirted… seriously. Look it up. You get a feeling of pressure building up in your lady parts… it smells a bit like pee… he was hitting your g-spot.
Congratulations!
TurnJacson — Bananas indeed!
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Megan (Best of Fates) — Thanks for your comment Megan it made me laugh! Maybe next time I should put water wings on my legs just to be safe!
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Dale — leave it to you to fill me in on something I did not know ;)
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Ms. Bitch — OMG that is an amazing story! Thanks for sharing it :)
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Nandoism — you make my coochi hurt ;) xox
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themanjason — thanks :)
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Lena.FM — it’s a lot of things…..
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SomethingSheDated — I do like those mulit-tasking men ;)
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Tom — I thought that was impossible too, but apparently nope!
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Peterfrank — you should remember to breath too!
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TylerCole — it didn’t really hurt just not very comfy
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marinnyc — thanks hon, and thanks for your first comment! xo
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ajaxgirl — thanks for the congratulations but it’s a little late, like a good chuck of years late. I know the difference and this was him peeing inside me, no where near a squirting experience. I believe he would agree as well ;) Thanks for your first comment!