Archive for June 27th, 2010

THE SUNDAY PULL: the prize

Sunglasses in Dark Bar Boy: Hi beautiful.

Me: hello. (walking towards friends)

Sunglasses in Dark Bar Boy: I’m here to inform you that you won.

Me: Pardon?

Sunglasses in Dark Bar Boy: You won. Congratulations!

Me: Won what?

Sunglasses in Dark Bar Boy: The most beautiful chick in the bar contest.

Me: (laughs) Oh really, what do I win for that.

Sunglasses in Dark Bar Boy: The prize is you get to go home with me tonight.

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