THE SUNDAY PULL: the prize
Sunglasses in Dark Bar Boy: Hi beautiful.
Me: hello. (walking towards friends)
Sunglasses in Dark Bar Boy: I’m here to inform you that you won.
Me: Pardon?
Sunglasses in Dark Bar Boy: You won. Congratulations!
Me: Won what?
Sunglasses in Dark Bar Boy: The most beautiful chick in the bar contest.
Me: (laughs) Oh really, what do I win for that.
Sunglasses in Dark Bar Boy: The prize is you get to go home with me tonight.






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