THE SUNDAY PULL: close for comfort

Dive Bar Dude:  First time here?

Me: Yeah.

Dive Bar Dude: It’s a pretty shitty bar.

Me: (laughs) Well you’re here too so what does that say?

Dive Bar Dude: I live right up stairs so we can  go from pants on to penis in, in like 5 minutes!

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20

06 2010


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  1. Hopper #
    06.20.2010 20:59
    1

    HA HA HA

  2. JackMac #
    06.20.2010 21:00
    2

    This is amazingly terrible!

  3. Mademoiselle Hautemess #
    06.20.2010 23:29
    3

    Hahah! All I would have heard was:
    “Why don’t we get out of this shitty bar and head to my shitty place right above it? I can take you from zero to crabs in 5 min.”

  4. Maggie #
    06.21.2010 13:35
    4

    Ew! cannot believe this desperate dive bar dude!

  5. Man-shopper #
    06.21.2010 13:58
    5

    Pants to penis! Pure poetry.

  6. Lena #
    06.21.2010 23:40
    6

    sheer beauty

  7. lostplum #
    06.22.2010 00:00
    7

    hopper — :)
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    JackMac — that it is!
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    Mademoiselle Hautemess — only crabs if you’re lucky!
    .
    Maggie — tell me about it!

  8. Karl #
    06.22.2010 00:02
    8

    Good God LMFAO

  9. lostplum #
    06.22.2010 00:04
    9

    Man-shopper– Oh I know! I kind of want it on a T-shirt!
    .
    Lena — indeed :)
    .
    Karl — you love it! ;)


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