THE SUNDAY PULL: tasty time
Plum: (looking at bar menu)
Man at Bar: Their kitchen just closed.
Plum: Really?!
Man at Bar: Yeah, sucks, right?
Plum: Yeah I wanted food, so I can keep drinking.
Man at Bar: Well want to go get BBQ and fuck?
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The romance of it all is making my heart flutter *fanning myself so I don’t faint*
I’m all about the donairs (and fuck)
I always love the specifics. Like it’s not like…wanna grab some food…wanna get a bite to eat…want to go somewhere else…it’s…want to get some BBQ.
I’m saying…with a sales pitch like that…I’m already slathering myself in sauce…oh…he meant go OUT and eat BBQ? Oh I thought it was like a theme…ya know like let’s get kinky…what kind of kinky?…BBQ…and then do it!
And this is why every time I woman tells me she wishes men would be more honest I tell her “No, no you don’t.”
lol So is the BBQ sauce for you, him, or the food?
Hahaha. I did not expect that ending, BBQ and F&$%. Hilarious. Your blog is refreshingly different in a randomly fun way. Awesome.
What if you just wanted some BBQ and fries?
You should have been like… “Yes, I’d loved some BBQ’d Duck”
LMAO ! I miss random pulls like that !
I LOVE your blog. There, that’s out of the way.
So . . . this “Man at Bar” . . . did you manage to get his number. I’m into forward guys like that.
Totally kidding, not really. Whatever.