Comments on: No seriously I’m not interested…

By: matty-MATT

matty-MATT — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 18:03:27 +0000

HA HA HAHA!

By: kitty_cat

kitty_cat — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 11:10:32 +0000

Great post and I love the creative ideas you have came up with! I sure will try one of those if that happen. But I usually just ignore the guys that pass comments to me. If I don’t response they usual leave me alone… although I haven’t had situations where I’m stuck at a bar and hassling me though. I might try no 2. and no 6. next time!

By: Throckmorton Jones

Throckmorton Jones — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 11:27:05 +0000

The lesbian one I have used as well, but it can backfire pretty easily. If you are in a gay bar, do NOT forget where you are and use that one! LOL

By: Jack Vermicelli

Jack Vermicelli — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 16:58:19 +0000

I think you meant “decent,” not “descent.”

By: wanderingmenace

wanderingmenace — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 09:43:15 +0000

hahahahaha
You are officially my hero.
This is amazing.

By: Man-shopper

Man-shopper — Mon, 31 May 2010 15:58:30 +0000

I can’t wait to translate all these into French! I’ll keep you posted on how it works in Paris ;)

By: Shaun

Shaun — Sat, 29 May 2010 15:18:22 +0000

All this being said, how does a guy manage to approach you without being creepy? I suppose that at a bar (or on the bus, which seems weird in general), most of those guys are going by looks only; however, what if a guy is actually genuinely interested, how does he approach you without seeming creepy and getting told that you’re having a particularly heavy time-of-the-month? I know that there are cases where one can’t approach someone else, because they are uninterested in meeting other people period. But it seems silly to just completely ignore someone who could potentially be a great friend just because they said “hi” to you on the bus. Though I assume you’re only using these on guys who say something a little more than “hi”.

Also, with #3, what if the guy knows sign language?

By: LA Idiot

LA Idiot — Sat, 29 May 2010 15:05:28 +0000

#4 is just plain mean.

By: Fishy

Fishy — Sat, 29 May 2010 13:32:21 +0000

This is one of those all-time genius blog posts. I’d pick one of the six out but every single one was class. Except four, which was disgusting. Great work, Plum.
*Plentymorefishoutofwater – One Man’s Dating Diary*

By: Bob

Bob — Sat, 29 May 2010 07:04:20 +0000

I’ve always been one to get the point and exit gracefully, but when I was in my twenties I had a line for women who were particularly snotty or mean in their refusal. It only works in a loud club environment.

Me: “Would you like to dance?”

Her: “Not in a million years.”

Me: “You misheard me. I said you look fat in your pants.”