Guy at Bank: You waiting in line?
Plum: Yeah.
Guy at Bank: You’re going to take money out?
Plum: That’s usually what people do at the ATM.
Guy at Bank: Maybe you want to treat me to dinner after?
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these just get better and better
Never get sick of your sunday Pull! This one is great!
Dinner! Coffee, I’d entertain that possibility, but dinner is a bit presumptuous. Gold-digger, that one :)
O tempora, o mores