Pita Place Guy: Is that all?
Me: Yeah.
Pita Place Guy: Did you know my number is free?
Me: Pardon?
Pita Place Guy: No charge for my digits.
Me: Oh I’m ok, thanks.
Pita Place Guy: I’ll just write it on your receipt. (eyebrow lift)
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was hoping this morning it would be one that started with: “man in bunny suit” but it still great!
I love these. I have never said that before but I do! I’m at home showing my younger brother your blog right now and laughing about the PULLS. Happy Easter Plum.
Better then the easter egg hunt happening at my parents house right now!
You need to start having ones that match holidays I agree with patrick.
LOL! Great one as always!
have you ever gone back to the pita place?
these are always the best part of my week. I hope they never stop.
have a happy holiday weekend. thanks for making mine with the fam that much easier to take.