Comments on: You, Me, and the Stump equals three!

By: Bethm411

Bethm411 — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 22:50:05 +0000

I was in tears laughing by the end. I started giggling at “licking his stump” and then couldnt stop.

Sooo… I do have one question, did he give you an explanation about Grandma???? Like who the fuck she was???

(I realized this is an older post, but LAIdiot just tweeted it and it is freaking fantastic!)

By: IntrigueMe (Quarter For Her Thoughts)

IntrigueMe (Quarter For Her Thoughts) — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 00:58:42 +0000

You’ve got to be shitting me. There’s no way. No. Way.
Please tell me this was a dream so I can stop shuddering.

By: Jan @ Struck by Serendipity

Jan @ Struck by Serendipity — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 16:35:18 +0000

OMG, my life now seems boring! Holy Cow, LOL.

By: SomethingSheDated

SomethingSheDated — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 03:20:17 +0000

That may be OFFICIALLY the creepiest thing I’ve ever heard…I mean…LITERALLY…I mean…of all the times you may want to overreact…this would be it…and I would have done it by calling the POLICE! um…hello…grandma just mouth raped you! That being said…maybe you should just be glad you got out of there alive because this has serial killer written all over it…and nobody wants to read the headline

**Top Notch Blogger Found Beaten To Death By Peg Leg…Neighbors Reported Grandma Feeling The Scene** YIKES! (though sure to be hilarious is about 5 years :P)

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 22:17:44 +0000

holy shit. [read in the belushi style]

By: Dazediva

Dazediva — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 17:17:28 +0000

WTF .. you are f**king shitting me right ?? He was there all over you and then there was an old woman trying to go down on you ??? or peering at you ?? OMG you poor baby !!!

I thought weird shit happened to me .. but this one takes the cake ! I’m so sorry that Hottie wasn’t Normal Hottie but more like Freaky Stumpy Hottie instead :(

We’re gonna go do Long Islands in Bryant Park once I hit the city and try to scope out all the normal hotties and check that no old fogies live with them who will enter the bedroom !

By: KB IN NYC

KB IN NYC — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 16:40:44 +0000

I have no words Plum. No words! Horrifying and oh-so hilarious at the same time. I feel your pain. But gosh, what a story. I mean, you can’t make this shit up can you? XKB

By: Elissa

Elissa — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 00:01:09 +0000

I am partially mortified by this post. I may never have sex again. I’m gonna need to read the second half of this post… soon.

By: Mike Masters

Mike Masters — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 23:27:11 +0000

Ah…
I believe you were making a joke. Can’t quite work out the logistics of him switching with his Grandma without you noticing.

Regardless, you made me laugh out loud, sit in shock and want to be the perfect guy for you all in one blog.

Good times.

By: Dave

Dave — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 21:12:43 +0000

I’m with miss molly! I’m happy you were not only able to put this out in the world and heal from it that way, but even more proud of the fact you were able to tell this in an open setting with strangers. But again, this story is funny. I wish people could see the look on your face, in your eyes when you tell it! By far my fav “plum” sex story, and by far the worst too!