THE SUNDAY PULL: The specials
Guy Sitting at Bar: Are you ladies ordering food?
Friend: If we could get a menu.
Guy: You’re in luck I have the menu memorized.
Me: Oh you do, do you?!
Guy: Sure do ladies.
(Pause)
Me: Are you going to tell us?
Guy: Oh yeah….I’ll start with the specials.
Tonight they are serving this tall exotic piece of meat, with a side of pleasure sauce. (points to himself)
Me: Sorry we don’t eat meat.
(Guy turns to friend)
Guy: Lesbians.
LOL nice
one of my buddies is always positive that the girls he is hitting and missing with are lesbians. It’s funny.
These are great cause they teach me what never to say to a lady! They make me feel like I got skills, even if my skills don’t work that often.
There was only one comeback available to this guy and he took it.
*Plentymorefishoutofwater – One Man’s Dating Diary*
You encounter the awesomest of the male species. Apparently I have so much to learn in regards to approaching women.
Cute. I remember a guy who swore up and down that every girl who turned down his (very cheesy) pick-up lines was a lesbian. Whatever, dude. Whatever makes you sleep better at night. :)
I was giggling … and then I remembered that it’s totally true – Loving your blog!