THE SUNDAY PULL: sitting service
Man: I’ve never seen you at the dog park before.
Me: Oh we’ve been before I just babysit so I only get to come with ‘Picasso’ every month or so.
Man: Well he’s a lucky little guy.
Me: ….thanks (awkward smile)
(About 10 minutes later man and his massive horse of a dog are leaving the dog park)
Man: I’m ‘man’ by the way. (Hands card) you should call me if you ever feel like babysitting my little man.
LMAO ! NOOOOOOOOOO !!! he didn’t just ask you if you wanted to babysit his ‘little man’
Where the hell do you find these blokes ??? LOL
If there is a bad pickup line happening in this city the chances of it being said to me is 87.9983% (that is a fact!)
And I looked like utter crap at 7:45 in the AM.
the best part is where you point out that his dog is the size of a horse. but he refers to his penis as little. HA.
1st comment here. Wanting to say your blogs always make me laugh and smile. you have such a great out look on life. anyone is lucky to have you in their life, unless you have really bad teeth. but reading your blog would lead me to believe you don’t.
HA HA!
Wtf? Did he have a detachable penis that he needed someone to babysit it? Where is he going without it?
I’m so confused!!
I can’t believe the things guys say. But to all of those who don’t take dogs to the dog parks. This is where men lay there freek out!
Phenomenal. Men never cease to amaze and dismay us. I suppose that at some point the penis takes over, and they are no longer capable of intelligent thought and higher cognitive functions.
But you have to admit, that line is so absurd that it could merit a few chuckles. I probably would have laughed aloud if someone had said that to me… What did you DO?
sounds like the last guy I dated–and girl, you don’t wanna go there–cause he was LITTLE!
Lol, that one was totally crazy. But seriously, you should put together something nice with the whole lot and try to sell them out!