THE SUNDAY PULL: worth fighting for

Guy: My grandfather fought in the war.

Me: oh really?

Guy: Pretty cool huh!? How many people can say that?

Me: Well I’d say about 90percent of the bar could say that, maybe even more.

Guy: Well only cause the bar is pretty much full of Caucasians.

Me: Caucasians? What does that mean?

Guy: White people.

Me: Yes. I know what Caucasian means.

Guy: (laughs) Well white people are the only ones who stand up for this country!

Me: I’m sorry, are you hitting on me right now?

Guy: Of course. (Laughs) Isn’t it working?

Me: Well considering I’m not white you may want to reconsider! (Walks away)

FACT: I’m probably the whitest kid you could ever meet!

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28

02 2010

7 Comments Add Yours ↓

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  1. 1

    two words for this kid: CRISPUS ATTUCKS

    still; hilarious response. bravo, plum. eye heart you even more.
    jackie

  2. Naldo #
    2

    Hahaha. I’m not white you may want to reconsider that. /walks away

  3. CARL #
    3

    JEZUS H-CHRIST!

  4. jennifer #
    4

    these seriously make my week! great PULL this week!

  5. johnnytheG #
    5

    90% is an understatement!

  6. frankR #
    6

    bravo. bravo.

  7. 7

    Haha, this is another good one. A perfect combination of flirting and politics.
    *Read about my dating disasters at plentymorefishoutofwater*



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