THE SUNDAY PULL: worth fighting for
Guy: My grandfather fought in the war.
Me: oh really?
Guy: Pretty cool huh!? How many people can say that?
Me: Well I’d say about 90percent of the bar could say that, maybe even more.
Guy: Well only cause the bar is pretty much full of Caucasians.
Me: Caucasians? What does that mean?
Guy: White people.
Me: Yes. I know what Caucasian means.
Guy: (laughs) Well white people are the only ones who stand up for this country!
Me: I’m sorry, are you hitting on me right now?
Guy: Of course. (Laughs) Isn’t it working?
Me: Well considering I’m not white you may want to reconsider! (Walks away)
FACT: I’m probably the whitest kid you could ever meet!






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