in the mirror
A while back I wrote about qualities that my next ex-boyfriend should process. All these were good things; I just have to find him right?! Well like everyone I’m sure my next ex-boyfriend has a list of qualities his next ex-girlfriend should have. So I thought I’d make it alittle easier for him.
13 reasons why I’ll make a great next ex-girlfriend.
1. I love to bake. And I need someone to eat my creations. Baking relives stress for me. I think because it’s so methodical and precise, and my life tends not to be that way. So if a boy loves pie and pudding, I’m his girl.
2. I’m a terrible liar. I turn red, I fumble my words, and if asked in a serious tone I’ve been known to tell secrets. I’ve never spilled anything people have told me in confidence, but if it’s about someone I maybe when confronted tell. I’ve been to many a surprise party I didn’t even know where parties because I can’t lie if confronted.
3. I shower daily, if not more, and brush and floss more then I should. How is that not a desirable quality?
4. I’m exotic. And if you don’t think that is true you’ve never experienced a Canadian Shield winter or summer mosquitoes that can suck a baby dry.
5. I am close to my family (ok sometimes alittle too close, but not in a creepy Morgan Freeman way) and they mean the world to me.
6. I’ve had the emotional abusive, verbally abusive, and sometimes physically abusive boyfriends. If you’re nice to me I’m pretty much head over heels already.
7. I love sex. Nough said.
8. I have so many amazing groups of friends. You can’t not love at least 10 of them, and no matter what happens with us, they are all great at being diplomatic and guarantee they’ll still love you after I don’t.
9. I love watching sports, on TV and from the stands. And if throw wings and beer into that mix I’m even more fun.
10. I have a nice rack. There I said it.
11. I believe in equality for all. And if you don’t you can just move on RIGHT now. (me and my blog don’t want you here)
12. I’m always up for an adventure. Name it, I’m probably game!
13. I make lists. They will make your life more productive, and if nothing less interesting and they create things to discuss.
Awesome post!! xoxo
Well if I didn’t already have an imaginary ex-girlfriend, you might make a decent ex-girlfriend. Best part…distance.
Ah, we all love a good list, especially when there is a nice rack involved. Planning on doing more list posts myself – and I am still running your guest post at some stage soon. Just having trouble squeezing stuff in in between series.
and you’re single why?
This is just one of the reasons you have one of the most rocking blogs out there! You never complain like all the other “dating bloggers” you tell it like it is, and just are up for a good time. Great Post Keep Up the Good Work.
going to have to give it to my pal JohnnythG for hitting the nail on the head. You rock, and everyone else who claims to blog about their dating life sucks. Minus they go out, when you going to go out on a bad date and blog about it? I [we] miss those days.
forget next ex-girlfriend. will you be my next ex-wife?
Racks and Pie. Racks and Pie.
“Nough Said” indeed! Great list.
You’re totally my type to the max! Seriously. Baking, lists, family, fun, glasses, brunette. GAHHH, I don’t even know if the Lost Plum has a pretty smile or not. Cuz that would be important.
~Chris
Melissa Blake — thanks sweetie!
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thrillhouse1134 — distance can be a magic thing.
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Fishy– i get the whole squeezing thing;) list posts make me happy, and i guess others as well.
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PeterFrank– why not? :p
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johhny– thank you!
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karl — we’ll have to see wont we. life has been alittle crazy.
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Jake– thanks for your first comment! It depends, I’d have to see your teeth first.
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fd332 — yup yup!
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Greg- Thank you, and thanks for your first comment.
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chris — Welcome to the blog chris, and thanks for your first comment. I’d like to say I have a nice smile, alittle gummy at the top lip part, but it aint bad indeed!
Alright. I’m here to apply for the position.
I’m all about cunnilingus and holding doors for the ladies and, hell, I’ll watch the Ryan Gosling flick because women want to watch the Ryan Gosling flick. And I understand this.
Only downside may be the drinking and the inexplicable fear of Don Knotts films. But I’m working on that.
Don Knotts movies ARE scary. Do not watch the Apple Dumpling Gang.