THE SUNDAY PULL: here comes the…
Plum: That’s a big ring you got there.
Huge Fake Engagement Ring Dude: Yeah thanks. I’m engaged. (shows off the biggest fake diamond ring ever made)
Plum: That’s great. Are you the only one with an engagement ring or does your partner have one too.
Engagement Ring Dude: Does the ring make you more attracted to me?
Plum: umm..not really, no.
Engagement Ring Dude: I’m trying it out. My friends always bag engaged girls so I’m thinking girls might want to fuck an engaged guy.
Plum: Well if you’re going to pretend to be engaged you don’t need to wear a big fake rock.
Engagement Ring Dude: Does it make me look gay?
Plum: Only when your sipping your Cosmo.
Like it, Plum. Best one in a while. Loving your style.
hahahahah. hysterical!
this mighta been my date from a few weeks ago. he liked cosmos :-p
“I’m trying it out. My friends always bag engaged girls so I’m thinking girls might want to fuck an engaged guy.”
I wish he would “bag” his stupidity…
It’s like these guys are retarded. I hope he’d already chalked you up as a lost cause before he launched into his: “I’m trying it out. My friends always bag engaged girls so I’m thinking girls might want to fuck an engaged guy.”
Jimmy — I don’t know if it’s my style…more there style.
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Lucky Girl — Oh my I hope it wasn’t your date! I don’t get cosmos in general.
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Gany — He’d probably enjoy that!
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Sayer — I think he had, as I was with a guy he assumed I was “with”.