THE SUNDAY PULL: “baby, it’s cold outside”
Eyebrow Piercing Dude: It’s cold out there.
Plum: I know, right!
Eyebrow Piercing Dude: You have a good winter parka to keep you warm?
Plum: Meh, it’s ok.
Eyebrow Piercing Dude: What’s your name?
Plum: “Plum”
Eyebrow Piercing Dude: Nice to meet you beautiful, Plum. I’m “eyebrow piercing dude” but you can call me Parka!











was he a big guy? he’s not going to make a good parka if he wasn’t.
does he want to hold you, eat you, or have you cut him open and seek warmth? ODDEST LINE.
LMFAO
ginger — No he wasn’t big at all, which made it even worse!
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Peterfrank — yes! Parka otherwise known as Tauntaun!
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LisaLyn – :D
Is it weird that I actually find this to be relatively adorable?
heartstop– not at all! It would have helped more if he was adorable ;) thanks for your first comment!
Now that is certainly a pick up line I have yet to hear!