Plum: oh, I’m sorry (falling/bumping into guy on subway)
V rider: no problem.
(Smile at each other) (Quick stop/jerk on subway)
V rider: (leans in and whispers in ear) You’re a tease you got me all hard last time and this time nothing.
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I say! LostPlum you’re a legend.
Well. You already know *my* personal suggestion for these occasions.
Good grief, people are weirdos.
-R.
Jimmy — I doubt it!
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Random Esq — cockpunch! I’m remembering it for next time.