Boy at Bar: hi (smiles)
Me: Hi. (smiles)
Boy: ZOMG I just had to come over and tell you I tots love your glasses.
Me: (Feeling the sides to check which ones I’m wearing) Oh thank you.
Boy: LOL did you just have to check what they looked liked.
Me: (laughing) yeah.
Boy: LMFAO! You’re tots adob.
Me: Umm…thank you.
Boy: AAR can I buy you a drink?
Me: Ok. Seriously, what is wrong with you?
Boy: With me? WTF! (walks away)
(Turning to friend)
Me: Yeah, that just happened!
Friend: OMG WTF!?