THE SUNDAY PULL: come over here…
Guy sitting next to me at bar, motion with his finger as if he wants me to come over. After about what seems like 5 minutes of him making this motion.
Plum: I’m sorry are you fingering to me?
Guy: I knew if I fingered long enough you’d come for me. Maybe we can continue it further and you can really come.











I love your posts. They’re original and cause an unusual burst of laughter each time I read them. Good Work – J.D.
I hope this tacky line of his was followed by you saying, “Not with THAT tiny thing!” and a giant laugh.
Yeah. That ridiculous line never works, however the “fist pump” come hither motion works well.
Great post this will really help me.