The Lost Plum…

I always say (say it with me) “all women are crazy bitches and all guys are douche bags” and I always get the ‘you saying you’re a crazy bitch?’ question in my face. And you know what sometimes I am.

However, I am not so much one is the relationship sense. I think I’m actually alittle more of a douche in that sense.

I got asked by this somewhat bad date I had last night (we will talk about that later) if I have ever broken up with a guy. My first answer is always no, no I haven’t.  He was surprised. He went on and on about how that is so a “girl thing”. How women get emotional and end up breaking things off. I’ve tried to end a relationship before, but that was always unsuccessful at that.

The thing is though I won’t try to fix anything, and that is just me being a douche!  I have no room for relationship drama, I truly don’t. I’m not that old and I’ve already filled up my relationship drama card (actually I’ve probably filled 3 cards) I won’t try, or at least haven’t tried in a very long time. Now I haven’t had a real serious relationship in a long time, but still.

You either want to spend time with me, or you don’t. I’m not wasting my time if I don’t want to spend it on you/with you. And I expect the same in return.  I’ve had many (and I sorta hate to admit it, but it really is a generational thing) text conversations with guys that I’ve been seeing for say a month or so, usually happens on the hitting a month point.

Where he gets all “I’m not looking for something serious” or “I don’t want to lead you on” type…blah blah blah.

Thing is it’s him thinking I’m about to go all crazy bitch on him, but thing is I don’t get like that. He sends me a message like that and I end up sending the “no one said anything about babies” or “believe me you don’t have to worry about that” type texts back and this back and forth usually ends in me just not replying. Just stopping the conversation, cause maybe at the end of the day I just don’t care, and just don’t need someone’s drama…..just make up your mind buddy.

One of my good friends said once that he thinks this is why I’m such good friends with guys I’ve dated. He says “your more guy then girl when it comes to breakups, you say your peace and you bounce”. Thus never putting the crazy bitch image in the guys mind.

Now I’m pretty positive there are guys out there who will hands down says I am a crazy bitch (but I’m pretty sure more girls would say that..te he he)

SO the thing is, maybe I need to start embracing my girl. Become all emotional and “crazy” of guys and relationships and all that jazz.

But then again at the end of the day, I just might be too confident to do such a thing…but that’s cause I just might be too much of a douche.

(reason #___why I’m single: I guess Im both a crazy bitch and a douche…and who wants that!)