washing my face alone…
So I got a lot of emails (and a few great comments) about my list on things I never want to hear a guy say to me again. One email had this to say: “yeah but what are the things YOU say that a guy doesn’t want to hear again. That’d be a great post”. I also get emails asking if I have ever lived with a guy and I should tell those stories. Believe me if there were stories to tell they would be told.
So although I’m not too sure on what I say that might drive guys crazy (well except for everything!) I do know that I have a few little ‘quirks’ that may not want a guy to live with me. So let’s kick off the week with these:
9 reasons why a guy probably would never want to live with me.
1. I am pretty sure I’m losing my hair completely. I shed worse then a camel in summer! Now I clean up the hair (it’s not all over) but I’m pretty sure you will purchase Drano far more then ever before.
2. I own numinous umbrellas. And No you can’t borrow one. You can’t borrow any of them for that matter. I’m serious.
3. I think the magical dry cleaning fairies exists. The Huge dry-cleaning piles must disappear. I will not take/do them. But I do really enjoy doing laundry. (Speaking of which I really need my mother to come visit and kick those fairies into gear!)
4. Pillows: I like lots of pillows. I also have certain pillows for certain moods. I will beat you if you take my pillow.
5. My mother will phone at least twice a day, and if she gets your number and hasn’t heard from me in 72 hours she will call you an estimated 24.5 times in a row, and then she will call the police.
6. I can’t share bathrooms. Minus a joint shower, if I’m in the bathroom you are not in there, especially if I am washing my face. Someone watching me or talking to me while I wash my face will cause me to become violent.
7. The smell of coffee before noon actually makes me become nauseated. I can’t deal with it.
8. I will buy you a new tooth brush about every 3weeks. Old looking toothbrushes give me hives! I can’t look at them.
9. You can do and bring anything into bed (stop your dirty thoughts) except dirty feet. This is a rule. I like to wash my feet before I go to bed.
I can’t stand to have anyone in the bathroom with me either. Actually I’m not a big fan of showering together. That’s my time to relax and chill out. I don’t need you watching me go through my routine. Ugh.
Also, I become very possessive of my kitchen. I can do the cutsey “let’s cook together” deal, but once in a blue moon. I prefer to cook in my kitchen alone. Don’t mess with me while I’m cooking. Now if you’d like to wash the dishes, that’s another story entirely.
8. Yeah, I have a never ending supply of toothbrushes and loofahs, those things don’t last in my house. At all.
9. I keep wet wipes next to my bed so I can meticulously clean my feet before I go to bed. I also carry them in my purse so I can meticulously clean my feet before I hop on his bed ;)
Haha, this is a fantastic post. No.2 is my favourite. I couldn’t put up with No.5 but am totally with you on No.6…
*5* : Lol, watching her daughter like a hawk, huh? Ok, I guess. Every mom tends to be a “little” possessive about her children.
Haha… I can’t have dirty feet either. I’m forever washing my feet, actually. LOL. And I get possessive about the kitchen. I just need to be alone there when I’m cooking stuff!