THE SUNDAY PULL: trick or treat
Cowboy: Are you dressed up as a princess?
Plum: I guess I am.
Cowboy: (laughs)
Plum: I like your cowboy hat!
Cowboy: I’ll let you wear it while you suck my dick.
Plum: I don’t think it will fit. (tapping head)
Cowboy: It’s not the only thing that wont fit! (tapping crotchal region while spilling his drink all down his shirt)











Seriously, where the fuck do you go on nights out?
Seriously. It’s like a fail convention or something.
nooooo ! that cannot be the words coming out of an adult male ? where has the class gone in pick up lines ??
davethebrit — I ask myself the same thing.
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sayer — fail, indeed!
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dazediva — that is a good question!
Are you that hot that males can’t watch whatever comes from their mouth?
gany — god no! It’s called alcohol….