Need some help with that?
So awhile back I wrote about things I never want to hear a guy say to me again. I write about boys, and boy behavior, sure I guess I do, but I write more from my personal observations.
Anyways, like I talked about yesterday I get a lot of emails from readers. And I’ve had alot of my favorite boys out there say I need to write about what girls do that drive boys crazy.
Now, we all know my saying: “all guys are douche-bags, and all girls are crazy bitches”. But the thing is I’m not a guy so I can’t discuss what it is about girls that drive me crazy. I do have many female friends and I see and hear of them doing things that I would never find expectable in a relationship. But they are actually IN relationships, so some guys must obviously love the crazy-drama-girl-crap.
So, it got me thinking, what is something I know girls do that drives guys crazy. I thought and I thought…..and then!
SIDEBAR: This is where I get brilliant and insightful, watch-out!
Guys hate it when they encounter the hook in the front bra. (Well when they haven’t been informed) I gather that it is one of the most frustrating things ever. In fact, even more so then when they can’t get the back closer open. (At least they can find it, even if they need alittle help). Now granted the reveal from front opening bras are so much more spectacular! Serious, guys you know you love it! But not being told (or surprised) must be so infuriating.
So yeah if I were a guy I would have really hated my first encounter with a front closing bra. But I’m sure I’d love it when the girls on top and does that quick ‘finger flick’ and the bra just opens revealing all the glory. (You know just saying based on experience)
FACT: using the word ‘glory’ to describe boobs is subject to change. Some of us are just more ‘glorious’ than others.
I’m going to say it straight away, I have some sort of magical power with Bra’s, just takes a quick roll and its off.
Problem is when I do it to random people on the street, they get a tad pissed.
I am clasp agnostic. But I was told, at one point, that the only reason to hug a woman you’re not related to is to figure out if she has a ventrally or dorsally hooked brassiere. That is all.
Nice post. Sadly I’ve never had the pleasure of the front hook.
Bring on the front clasp. I doubt women would stand for it if they had to reach around and blnidly fumble (although I have it down to a flick and a twist of the wrist now, it wasn’t always that way) for some clumsy release when they really wanted at our glorious man bits.
I LOVE YOUR BLOG!!! YOU ARE AMAZING!! :)
Dave– you should put that skill on your CV/resume. It’s a skill!
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Tom — that is more then all, that is great ;)
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Jimmy — you need to work on that one!
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Nathan — blindly is never good, no matter where the clasp is.
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East end girl — thanks for your first comment….and no YOU’RE AMAZING!
Front clasps are one thing, but in first year all the guys on my floor made a game of “snapping” rear clasping bras off the girls through their shirts (the girls were in on it so only mildly pervy) So imagine my ego crushing dismay to discover that not all bras are created equal and that with my current gf, I only have about a 40-50% with both hands and no shirt! I tell her they’re bewitched.