THE SUNDAY PULL: out with the old.

Questionably Gay Guy: want to take a ride on my disco stick?

Me: umm….no thank you honey, I’m not a disco fan.

Questionably Gay Guy: That’s cool, it’s dead anyways….mine’s been dead for awhile now…. I haven’t had sex in 3 years, can I maybe get a pity fuck?…I’ll buy you a drink.

Me: Aww I’m sorry but pity fucks died along with disco.

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11 2009


SundayPULL
 
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  1. Jimmy #
    11.01.2009 05:34
    1

    Eek, I LIVE off pity fucks…I hope you’re wrong about them dying…

  2. drunkenhopfrog #
    11.01.2009 07:14
    2

    There is such a thing as a pity fuck? WTPF?

  3. Simone Grant #
    11.01.2009 13:34
    3

    Wow, I’ve never actually heard a person ASK for a pity fuck. Seems like that’s breaking some law of the sexual universe, or somethin.

  4. aussie #
    11.01.2009 14:58
    4

    i’m pretty sure that for any guy who uses the term ‘disco stick’ it’s a safe assumption that he’s probably gay.

  5. Sayer #
    11.01.2009 19:03
    5

    You really do meet some winners….

  6. lostplum #
    11.01.2009 19:25
    6

    Jimmy — If it works for you, go for it!!
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    drunkenhopfrog — I’m stealing that! (WTPF indeed!)
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    Simone — OH, Laws are broken daily when it comes to pickup lines ;)
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    Aussie — YUP! I should have asked if the 3years of in general or only with women
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    Sayer — I know right, geeze.

  7. gina #
    11.02.2009 22:48
    7

    hahaha that’s pretty effin’ raw and funny of a convo you had there :) goes to prove that guys have no shame in asking for what they want.



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