The Lost Plum…

Let it be known I AM BACK!  I’ve been absent for a week or so… I know I know, I got all your emails and thanks for the concern!  I was in Chicago without the Internet. Not that I would have had a lot of time to play on it and write for you all, but I did go out there early so I could sit in peace and write.

One of my best friends ‘JAM’ decided she’d go and marry ‘Roommate’. Anyways, as one of the only single bridesmaids (one of two out of 8 to be more specific) I went to this wedding expecting nothing in regards to “boys”.

In fact, ‘JAM’ and ‘Roommate’ informed me pre-wedding (on multiple occasions):

“There are no single men coming to our wedding!”

Not that I was looking to ‘hook up’ with a man or boy at this wedding.  But it got me thinking. Why was I informed that there were no single men and in particular no single groomsmen?  When in fact, there were not only single men, but also three single groomsmen. Three very attractive, fun, and wonderful groomsmen.  Hmm….make me think….hmmm….

Why would have they told me there wouldn’t be………?  (scratching head)

If you want to read alittle more about the wedding check out His Royal Shivness’ blog about the event.  He was the forth-single groomsman and by far my favorite (just don’t tell the other guys!)

FACT:  I was the only bridesmaid to go out drinking and karaokeing with all the groomsmen after the rehearsal dinner!….of course I was!

SIDEBAR:  My favorite of my reader’s concerned emails this past week was from Chris.  “Did some creeper guy lure you into his apartment and put you in a cage?  Do we need to send the dogs out on your scent?  That was not a subtle way of asking for your clothes but if you feel so inclined I am partial to boy-shorts,”