THE SUNDAY PULL: just one more
Big Diamond Studs Guy: Do you think that “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!” is a bad pickup line?
Plum: Umm…I’ve heard worse.
Big Diamond Studs Guy: How about, ” I’d marry your cat just to get in the family.” ?
Plum: (laughs) Ok, don’t ever use that one.
Big Diamond Studs Guy: Can I ask you one more?
Plum: Sure.
Big Diamond Studs Guy: Do you think that “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!” is a bad pickup line?
Ha! I don’t know, I kinda like it.
Oh oh! To totally be self serving (which should be allowed sine I’m old and married), I was totally hit on by a young college gal the other day. It made my heart swell and also think of The Sunday Pull.
Me minding my own business in a book store…
Cute hipster college girl in wild dress: Are you wearing a scarab around your neck?
Me: (yes I am, long story) Yes.
Cutie: That’s awesome. Are you into Egyptian stuff?
Me: No. I’m into Poe*. (smile, knowing that I lost her)
Cutie: Holy fucking god that’s hot. Marry me.
Me: (shocked; laughing uncomfortably) Haha. I’m already married.
Cutie: Then I’ll wear it as your mistress. Or do you three-way?
*So I don’t know if she got the reference to ‘The Gold Bug’ or if she thought I said something else.
The moment you saw big diamond stud, is the moment you pretend you are french/german anything to walk away.
bless his testosterone, I bet his chat up lines work on all the easy lays!!
Another one for place names.
Are you Jamaican?
Because you are Jamaican me crazy!!
Please kill me.
drunkenhopfrog–OHH such a great line! I’m stealing it and telling everyone I’m into Poe. I just might make a tshirt!
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DaveTheBrit–Yeah the studs should have been the tipping point!