THE SUNDAY PULL: A little off the top
Tall Boy with Tie: You should really cut your hair short.
Plum: Short? Really? Are you kidding?
Tall Boy with Tie: Yeah! Your face is too beautiful to have nice hair to match.
Plum: (laughing) So, I need to make my hair ugly to even out my face?
Tall Boy with Tie: Yes! Also, once you have short hair other guys wont hit on you when you agree to go out with me.
Hilarious! Gotta love a guy who’s a bit cheeky…
You know…that one’s not bad. He gets points for wit.
This is pretty good. I’ll bet he got your number.
Kinda reminds me of the joke that goes on forever in minute detail and the end payoff is not that great.
I’ve been out of the game, oh, a long time now but I still believe the third part of the move is the charm. #1 and #2 on tall guy’s part here was pretty good, but #3 needs some work in my archaic opinion. Or one could go with the totally over-the-top elaborate, like: #3 “Yeah, I can’t believe you don’t have a withered limb, giant face birthmark, or club foot. Nature is not supposed to allow something so perfect. It’s against evolution.
Ladies love men a bit cheeky. My friends chat up technique, was a type of “compliment sandwich”, compliment-cheeky comment-compliment.
It seemed to work.
A lot.
(all the above) It did start off good, but his follow through had nothing to be desired! Also, this line happened about an hour into us talking…..and I’m sure the drinks added to the above. BUT basically right after that he left without a word……oh well!
Wow, critical pick up failure. I’m actually genuinely baffled by that one. Why go to the trouble of setting up a borderline ninja move like that only to simply waste it by failing do execute the basic “can I have your number?” Was he distracted? Did he expect you to chase after him with a dramatic “Wait! you forgot to get my number!”?
dainesalmon–I know right! Fail with a capital “FAIL”. And I don’t run after anyone!
Ahem. Shouldn’t be too hard on the fellow, right? :D
hehe! i work in a pub and I hear the worst chat up lines. but this is the worst ever!
well hang on.. after this one:
what’s your name?
jasmin.
can I be your aladin.
you gotta hand it to the guys though for there quick thinking.
He’s not from England, is he? If he’s not, I’m having that line. Great blogging.