If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour…

Things in my life are changing, mainly in the job/money world. I’m taking some bigger risks then I’ve ever taken before, and here’s hoping they payoff.

My mother and I last night on the phone discussed the different paths I’ve taken in life. Or as she put it, “driving in a corn field trying to find the road!” (Oh and don’t forget her constant reminders of how well the economy is doing in Canada)

“I bet you wish you could tell yourself at 18 to do something different!”

“Yeah, mom, but not in the way you think!”

So, if I could tell my 18 year old self 10 words of wisdom from the future what would they be?”

1.  Breakup with ‘firstguy’ now. Like 2 years ago NOW! Walk away, and don’t let your bruised up body turn back!

2. That knee brace you’re supposed to wear while playing sports, wear it! Trust me.

3. The car was blue. I know you think it was green, but it was blue! Remember that.

4. GM shares: sell now. Yup, I mean it sell sell sell now!

5. Moving off campus into a house with 7girls is not, and never will be a good idea.

6.   Take some more business classes!

7.  Write more.

8.  Student government sounds like a good idea. But in reality it isn’t.

9.  Get a breast reduction now. Don’t wait. It will change your life.

10.  Buy a mac computer now!

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10 2009


I'm not really from here, EH., Life Tip/My Tip, a long-long time ago!, i need a drink..., mother~mother
 
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  1. MATTY-MATT #
    10.01.2009 14:56
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    You’re gonna see some serious shit!!

  2. JonJon #
    10.01.2009 14:57
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    BEST Back to the Future quote EVER! You rck my world! “You’re gonna see some serious shit!”

  3. Conor #
    10.01.2009 15:00
    3

    Amen on the mac, the writing, and the business class. No to the reduction. I’ll never make my puppies smaller!

  4. Simone Grant #
    10.01.2009 16:50
    4

    7 girls? Good lord what were you thinking?

  5. carol #
    10.01.2009 16:57
    5

    7 girls plus YOU! Holy shit that’s insane!

  6. coryW #
    10.01.2009 16:58
    6

    I want the story behind the blue green not blue not green car!!!!

  7. lostplum #
    10.02.2009 19:39
    7

    matty-mat– don’t you know it! (congrats on being the first to finish the quote)
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    JonJon–It sure is!
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    conor– I saw the mac light way to late! And I don’t think you need to worry about your puppies being too big.
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    simonegrant — I know! What was I thinking!?
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    carol–I know insane right!
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    CoryW– Maybe if you’re lucky;)

  8. Tom #
    10.08.2009 14:44
    8

    “I don’t don’t know how but they found me. Run for it Plummy!”

    Great post, LP. Good call on the 7 girls, under Napoleonic Law, that’s a brothel and a place that clothes will be borrowed without permission.

  9. lostplum #
    10.08.2009 16:48
    9

    tom– Your first comment ever (be still my heart!) EVERYTHING was borrowed without permission!!



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