It’s Sporking time…
Mama Plum is always known for giving me doozy relationship advice.
One of the few ‘warnings’ she always gives me is: ”Don’t forget Spooning always leads to Forking.”
And I’d have to say I pretty much agree. Except, this ‘rule’ of hers only works in certain spoon positioning game plays. Obliviously, this only works when males are involved (sorry to all my women-loving female readers…here read this)
I usually spoon with only males (check), but yet I don’t find so much that this rule applies to me. Maybe, that’s because this Plum prefers to be the Big Spoon rather then the Little Spoon.
It’s pretty hard for me as the big spoon to establish the forking (hey now, watch your dirty mind there), although I pretty much have nailed it down. We all know how I feel about morning sex.
I love being the big spoon! I proudly admit this fact. I know it’s not a female trait to have, and I will agree that there is always something about being held/having someone wrap their arm around you. But come on, Big Spoons are where it’s at!
Interesting FACT about Plum: I love to touch things with the ends of my fingers. I’m always rubbing them together, rubbing them on my clothes, eating food with my hands. My fingertips are like one of my ‘zones’ if I can use that word. (god, I hate that word)
Being the big spoon allows me to touch and more importantly rub my fingertips against skin. (that sounds dirty..i know, I know!) I should have been a massage therapist. I can rub/touch/scratch skin till the cows come home.
And believe me, I have never once heard a complaint!
So where are all my movies, TV shows, books, soft-core porn, music video and in general other ladies who like being the big spoon at?!
(reason #___why I’m single: I’m in charge with my big spoon! well it’s more of a spork of sorts.)
SIDEBAR: When the word Interesting is placed before FACT, it is subjective and subject to interpretation…aka, you might not find it interesting.
(reason #___why I’m single: I referred to myself as a spork!)
You know I love to be the Big Spoon!! I will NOT be breathed on!! LOL
Not so Interesting fact about iamalejandra: When I’m the Big Spoon my hand always ends up cupping certain parts of the male body, ifyouknowwhatimsayin’. I swear it’s not consciously.
I need a lady friend who want to cup me! Where do I find these Big spoon grlzs?
Dude. I love you more and more every day.
This is by far the best thing your mom has ever taught you about sex.
My wife loves to be the big spoon. Strange because I’m twice the little thing’s size. Still, I love it.
Good for you! More women as big spoons I say!
iamalejandra — I know you hate the breathing on, but I have a feeling you do it consciously…in fact I think you do everything consciously ;)
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Karl1984– They are out there, just keep looking!
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Cappy–Thank you, and I enjoy your comments more and more.
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Jefferson– It’s pretty good advise I agree!
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drunkenhopfrog–You’re a lucky guy ;)
i agree, where do i find these big spoon ladies! cause sometimes a fellow needs to be held too.
This post made me LOL like mad. Big spoon? HAHAHAHA!!!
I love being the tiny spoon, though. :P
gregg– Well start hunting we’re out there!
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shabel– Nothing wrong with alittle tiny spoon now and again, but yes I love being the big spoon. Thanks for your first comment! :)
Fine, you caught me. I love being the Big Spoon, then waiting for my bed buddy to go to sleep so I can fondle his junk endlessly without seeming like too much of a pervert!!