Drunkest Guy Here: ”My phone is broken…”
Plum: “That’s no good, what happened?”
Drunkest Guy Here: “It’s got no numbers on it.”
Plum: “That must make calling people hard.”
Drunkest Guy Here: “Wait…no….IT DOESNT GOT YOUR NUMBER!!??, yeah…that’s right!”……………………………Want to buy me a shot!??
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