Rub-a-dub-dub
I’m a nice roasted plum right now, after last weekend of baking in the sun. A girl’s weekend with 9 girls getting on planes (not all together) equals alot of magazines. I was actually very impressed that no ones magazines over lapped, quite a feat I must say.
As I crisped up in the sun (even with my old lady hat and 75spf) I stumbled along an article on taboo bed/sex practices. And one “taboo” activity that 53% of women partake in is: owning a sex toy.
I didn’t know sex toys were so taboo they have them everywhere! I’m surprised Whole Foods hasn’t come out with a line yet. But then again, I can’t really talk because this plum falls into the other half, that other 47%. I do not own a sex toy of any kind. Nope, don’t, not for me, I never have. To me the best part of sex is someone else. Period.
But I’m in a minority, and I am always been told I don’t know what I’m missing. My usually response is “have you meet (insert a name)? Cause you’re the one missing out!” Te he he…it’s funny, but not because there usually isn’t an (insert a name) * sigh *
Now the magazine also had a little test with picture. “Is it a sex toy or isn’t it one”
The test was pretty easy, and we all had a little laugh over some of the contraptions. But then we all cringed and wrinkled our noses when we saw the next item.
A battery powered loofah! Not a sponge or a nice soft puff or anything like that.
A loofah!
A loofah!? Are you kidding me? They have to be kidding me! Loofah’s aren’t soft in any way shape or form, in fact they are meant to scrub off dead skin (and in some case scrap off not quite dead skin). Why do you need to make that prickly little guy vibrate?
I am from now on officially making the reason I do not own a sex toy that I refuse to be in the same group of people that masturbate with loofahs!
SIDEBAR: while at the spa during our ritual bath this weekend I couldn’t help but ask what everyone was doing with their loofah’s.
FACT: I contributed GQ and Rollingstone…talk amounts yourselves on that one!
A loofah?
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Anyway, I do own a sex toy. Actually, I have a little toy box, full of toys. But my toys are pretty much all for use with a partner.
So much more fun that way.
most things are better with a partner ;)
I don’t get the whole toy thing… If I don’t have a partner, my hand is much better than any toy.
I own a few toys of my own. :) I’ve never used them with a partner before — i’ve always been afraid that he’d see me as being weird — I have no idea why.
Maybe I should just give it a try..
I think it’s funny that they’re called “toys”, in the same way that sex shops called “adult” stores.