Riddle me this…..
I write myself notes on my phone of topics/things to blog about. Moments of genius that pop into my head that I need to remember.
This usually doesn’t work out for me in the way I hope. This isn’t because I forget to check the notes, or I accidental delete them, or can’t seem to remember how to check them. It’s because my ‘moments of genius’ usually happen when I’ve been drinking. Therefore, I’m left with notes I can’t always interpret. Now, I’m sure all these little notes would have made very compelling, humorous, and page scroller reads, but I just can’t seem to figured out my train of thought at the time (a trait that doesn’t always need alcohol to be present)
In celebration of summer being over I leave you with my wonderful moments of ‘genius’ from August:
– Wjen a man is bhar dihe s’soft! And when hes soft heacs take five
–callijh whne tyuijbe is lost anh guhys styop tyI sh great
–mlps lists of the songdhj and whats new take on beddy timebs xed in muy ipohdvsS. Eaquiuere sjs next skiPd.
–trtyt stoi makesgdu the list of hetray that nkahe me wanty tuio styop it
– Longs tierm ago bring vakc and bagslkc iun the day. Noi pants night, abndt the continutaiuon of hjkiollarty and bedebbudyue athw lame!
–Men whji dojyt laugh and hioew that effsted gveh htime g/sewx is tbot thehdsy
–the jpule outh guys. Lookdv yp statshj
– Hgeh kidding wiuth that lamke headhj jpp positively in myu mins
– threwesopme suirpids snad te leadtys and not sayoing anythingd is niot/warening and help niumber s’ needse. Last rewstort.
– bklkcj and going. Back!
SIDEBAR: If you like puzzles, I welcome your translations to the above!
(reason #___why I’m single: Just read above!)
I hate texting too for precisely the same reason
OpinionatedGift —It can get you into trouble ; )
Even though I find them oddly erotic, I still have no idea what they say. Must be subliminal connections that my conscience mind can’t make.
Give me a day, I’ll have them all translated for you.
It could by my dyslexia, but I understood your gibberish quite clearly. BTW one is a recipe for pumpkin scones, & also there is one which is a secret password for a certain underground society. Genius.
The first one is easy: “When a man’s at a bar [or has been at the bar] his dick is soft! And when he’s soft he has to take 5.” [I guess 5 minutes]
drunkenhopfrog— you might be the only one who finds these erotic, so that has to count for something!
thrillhouse–I’ve been looking everywhere for that pumpkin scone recipe!
iamalejandra—look at you it hasn’t even been an hour and you’re working hard on this! (I don’t get what the 5 minute, soft dick at bar has to do with anything!! wow!
Well, if he has been drinking a lot he can’t get it up, and if he can’t get it up then he needs 5 minutes/a little break to regroup and try again. (I don’t think I make any sense, haha.)
#2: “Calling when you’re lost and a guy stops is great.” Translation: You’re lost, you call someone for directions, a cute guy stops cause he sees you’re lost and helps you find your way, that’s great!!
This made me laugh until my side literally hurt. I’m glad I’m not the only one who leaves myself notes that make absolutely no sense!
Ha! Do you talk like that in real life?
Matt– I don’t think I do. Maybe when drinking, but I don’t know if I can rely on others that I drink with to give me an accurate description of my drunken speech patterns.
I can honesty say, even at my drunkest moments, no text message / note on my cell phone has ever been anything like this. I MIGHT misspell a word or say something completely off in space, but it’s all perfectly legible (which can sometimes be a bad thing).
josh—I think the problem is is I type way to fast and hit other keys ; )