I’ll do it in high heels and pearls!
Asylum ran an article back in June referencing an Australian study, which shows men prefer the pleasure that comes from food to those from sex. Now, I had played around with the idea of trying this theory out for myself, but my bacon skirt didn’t turn out as well as I wanted it too! (Either did the boneless-wing bra but that’s another story)
Yes food is amazing, and yes sex is amazing, and yes I have a point here….if it’s amazing is questionable.
Why pick between two when you can have the best of both worlds! I’m not talking about introducing food into your bedroom routine. (Although some seem to enjoy that) I’m talking about boys finding themselves a girl that knows her way around the kitchen. (I expect all the fem-nazi’s out there to comment on how ridiculous they think this statement and list is…so bring it!)
Reason’s why Girls who cook/bake make great girlfriends (and shouldn’t be single!)
~ Our pantry. We will always have staples, and staples make all the difference. Staples that most cooking/baking girls will have are eggs, milk, cheese, vegetables, nuts, sugar, garlic, sauces, spices/herbs, rice/beans/pasta…what else do you need.
~ We have good timing. We know when things are just right, need a little spice, or are overdone!
~ One Word: BREAKFAST!
~ We also love to eat out, and know some amazing restaurants, and on top of that know a lot of off the menu items. This knowledge comes in handy when you try to impress the guys (or let’s be honest the other ladies)
~ We are experts at expiration dates, and use by dates. A trait all guys love a woman to have, it comes in handy.
~ We are the Queens of the office. My good friend Queenie, one of my favorite single girls that can cook is always a hit at her office after a night of baking.
~ Cookie diplomacy will rule the world one day. We bake, and baking makes people happy, and we know this fact and use it to our advantage. Baking for people like landlords, who fix things/make problems go away always works! (well a cleavage shirt works well too)
~ We will try new things, which makes eating out with us an adventure!
~ Sexy Aprons, and licking the spoon! (nuff said)
AND if you’re a guy that loves to cook, so much fun to bond while making meals together.
I am sure everything you said is spot on, but truthfully, and embarrassingly enough, I was thinking about food the whole time I was scanning your blog entry. A slide show of food porn. Anyhow, what is really the most enjoyable part of either “food” or “sex”? Is it all the things you have described that go into the act, or that momentary euphoric end result? mmmmm bacon skirt…
Bah! While I love your cookies, I will never be cooking and baking kinda gal but I am so glad that you are! lol. The only thing I make in the kitchen is a mess… and perhaps a fire or two. I’m very proud of this. Especially since there are plenty of guys who would rather do the cooking; or better yet, take you out for a meal instead. Meanwhile, admittedly I still drool over your m&m cookies… mmm…
OpinionatedGift—–or fun doing other things while making meals together ;)
thrillhouse —- you’re welcome!
Aussie—- I don’t even remember making m&m cookies, this is because I haven’t seen you in ages! And yes, having a man who can cook for you is also amazing!!
I’d still be single if I were not a fucking great cook. I make everything – well – and vegetarian. Tonight is chili with dark press brewed coffee and semi sweet chocolate added to rich fresh tomatoes and pressure cooked beans.
I kill breakfast and I think when I WAS single, I think half the time I duped some poor gal into spending the night was because they were interested in one of my omelets or breakfast quiches. Food rules as a relationship bonus… or to go all 9 1/2 Weeks.
As much as I love to cook, I can’t bake for shit. Maybe THAT’s why I don’t have a man?
Hmmmm….
And oh YES to a man who can cook. Yes, yes, yes.
I totally lost you at bacon skirt and its awesomeness…
On a serious note, no reason to introduce food into the bedroom. Introduce the bedroom to the kitchen…nothing is sexier than a woman cooking in high heels with just an apron. It sounds silly to women, but good luck completing the meal.
Nice post…”BIG UPS” to all who love to cook!
Phil–Like I said sexy aprons and licking the spoon…..the kitchen is where it is at!