He dropped it and I liked it…
I have a date on Friday, which has all good and bad attached to that statement. I feel like I haven’t been on a date in a while, but then again I also feel like I haven’t eaten all day (as I stick my spoon in my pudding cup)
This boy who I meet randomly calls me last night. Now, I don’t usually pick up when I don’t know the number, but it said Private Number, and I have a few friends with those so I take my chances sometimes.
“Hello”
“Hi, this is ‘Market-Boy’. We meet last week at Whole Foods…you picked up my grapefruit.”
And there it was. It smacked me in the face. After all the good fun I had dropping fruit, and making fun of the idea of it.
This boy.
This boy dropped his fruit, and I liked it.
I fell for it, and I, me, this one here, me, I didn’t even see it coming!
There I was in Whole Foods, buying my fruit when this grapefruit landed/ rolled towards me. I bent down pick it up and then boom there was this attractive nice guy. We chatted, I don’t even remember about what, and somewhere in that time he asked for my phone number…well actually he asked for my phone number when I later ran into him in the yogurt section.
Grapefruits and yogurt?…This boy might actually be to grownup for me. I usually fall for the sugar cereal guys. (just saying)
I wonder if he has tried the dropping fruit trick before to pick up the ladies. Who would ever do a ridiculous thing like that! Seriously, gosh….
So I have an actual date with a fruit-dropper. I wonder if I should introduce him to the joys of bowling!?
(reason #___why I’m single: I’ve been spending all my time dropping the fruit and not picking it up!)











He waited a week? Man, according to SWINGERS, he’s a playa.
well it was more like 3-4 days, but whatever……but thanks for the tip.
So where you guys going on your date? Whole Foods? har har
Maybe we’ll live dangerously and meet at Westside Market! (thanks for your first comment Matt!)