Comments on: some even print words… http://www.lostplum.com/2009/08/17/some-even-print-words/ Mon, 30 Jan 2012 21:22:25 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: drunkenhopfrog http://www.lostplum.com/2009/08/17/some-even-print-words/#comment-300 drunkenhopfrog Tue, 18 Aug 2009 13:42:54 +0000 http://lostplum.wordpress.com/?p=592#comment-300 Oh, the best story is Older GF #1 /Crazy GF #2: She was... well, my age now when I was 22. Cool supposedly informal relationship with this real chill seeming artist; until she started stalking me at my work place and calling my moms house to see if I was there when she could not track me down. After a particularly debauchery filled weekend where I blew her off to go party with my friends in school in NC, we ended the whole thing... er, or I did. A few days later she dropped a box off, AT MY MOMS (because she did not want to be crushed if I had anyone over at my place [like she never heard of a phone?]), full of condoms and, best yet, her explicit artwork of me and us which, being the excellent artist, was very detailed, realistic, and graphic. That was awesome. /sarcasm Oh, the best story is Older GF #1 /Crazy GF #2:

She was… well, my age now when I was 22. Cool supposedly informal relationship with this real chill seeming artist; until she started stalking me at my work place and calling my moms house to see if I was there when she could not track me down.

After a particularly debauchery filled weekend where I blew her off to go party with my friends in school in NC, we ended the whole thing… er, or I did.

A few days later she dropped a box off, AT MY MOMS (because she did not want to be crushed if I had anyone over at my place [like she never heard of a phone?]), full of condoms and, best yet, her explicit artwork of me and us which, being the excellent artist, was very detailed, realistic, and graphic.

That was awesome. /sarcasm

]]> By: drunkenhopfrog http://www.lostplum.com/2009/08/17/some-even-print-words/#comment-299 drunkenhopfrog Tue, 18 Aug 2009 13:30:47 +0000 http://lostplum.wordpress.com/?p=592#comment-299 Seriously. I've been a victim of the fake preggo/miscarriage AND the being asked money for an abortion for crazy gf#3 WHERE SHE GOT PREGNANT BY A DUDE THAT SHE CHEATED ON ME WITH WHILE SHE WAS LIVING THE HIGH-LIFE IN MY TOWNHOUSE FOR FREE. It was about 3 weeks after I kicked her out. Seriously. I’ve been a victim of the fake preggo/miscarriage AND the being asked money for an abortion for crazy gf#3 WHERE SHE GOT PREGNANT BY A DUDE THAT SHE CHEATED ON ME WITH WHILE SHE WAS LIVING THE HIGH-LIFE IN MY TOWNHOUSE FOR FREE.

It was about 3 weeks after I kicked her out.

]]> By: lostplum http://www.lostplum.com/2009/08/17/some-even-print-words/#comment-298 lostplum Tue, 18 Aug 2009 11:57:07 +0000 http://lostplum.wordpress.com/?p=592#comment-298 honey, you read my site and you are worried about proof reading! HA HA...... They have the plus and minus yes, but like 30 different other kinds to no joke the WORD pregnant.... seriously! So basically the only people we have to blame here are teachers! Silly teachers not teaching our young ladies proper reading and math skills!! AND, ps. you are soooo not a victim of the pregnant and then miscarriage! Dear lord! GIRLS ARE CRAZY!!! honey, you read my site and you are worried about proof reading! HA HA……
They have the plus and minus yes, but like 30 different other kinds to no joke the WORD pregnant…. seriously! So basically the only people we have to blame here are teachers! Silly teachers not teaching our young ladies proper reading and math skills!!

AND, ps. you are soooo not a victim of the pregnant and then miscarriage! Dear lord! GIRLS ARE CRAZY!!!

]]> By: drunkenhopfrog http://www.lostplum.com/2009/08/17/some-even-print-words/#comment-297 drunkenhopfrog Tue, 18 Aug 2009 10:50:27 +0000 http://lostplum.wordpress.com/?p=592#comment-297 I hate when I don't proof read. I hate when I don’t proof read.

]]> By: drunkenhopfrog http://www.lostplum.com/2009/08/17/some-even-print-words/#comment-296 drunkenhopfrog Tue, 18 Aug 2009 10:49:43 +0000 http://lostplum.wordpress.com/?p=592#comment-296 Only stick I've ever peed on were in the woods. Can't say I tired to read them. From what I remember from some tense moments from girlfriends of the past, there is a plus and a minus sign, right? So maybe misreading is all about their predisposition or how good the pee-er is at math. Oh god, that just reminded my of Crazy Girlfriend #3 that faked a pregnancy and miscarriage. Good times! Only stick I’ve ever peed on were in the woods. Can’t say I tired to read them. From what I remember from some tense moments from girlfriends of the past, there is a plus and a minus sign, right?

So maybe misreading is all about their predisposition or how good the pee-er is at math.

Oh god, that just reminded my of Crazy Girlfriend #3 that faked a pregnancy and miscarriage. Good times!

]]> By: lostplum http://www.lostplum.com/2009/08/17/some-even-print-words/#comment-295 lostplum Tue, 18 Aug 2009 03:46:52 +0000 http://lostplum.wordpress.com/?p=592#comment-295 *shaking head* *shaking head*

]]> By: lostplum http://www.lostplum.com/2009/08/17/some-even-print-words/#comment-294 lostplum Tue, 18 Aug 2009 03:46:24 +0000 http://lostplum.wordpress.com/?p=592#comment-294 yup!!! yup!!!

]]> By: Simone Grant http://www.lostplum.com/2009/08/17/some-even-print-words/#comment-293 Simone Grant Mon, 17 Aug 2009 21:36:55 +0000 http://lostplum.wordpress.com/?p=592#comment-293 LMAO. They are extremely easy to read, as I recall. But then, we have a lot of really stupid people in this country. Really. Stupid. LMAO. They are extremely easy to read, as I recall. But then, we have a lot of really stupid people in this country. Really. Stupid.

]]> By: Star http://www.lostplum.com/2009/08/17/some-even-print-words/#comment-292 Star Mon, 17 Aug 2009 21:15:41 +0000 http://lostplum.wordpress.com/?p=592#comment-292 You know, I was just thinking about this over the weekend. I saw a commercial that said, "x percent of women misread the plus sign on their pregnancy test." I couldn't help but think, if you can't read the plus sign on the pregnancy test, then maybe you need to rethink this whole pregnancy thing. You know, I was just thinking about this over the weekend. I saw a commercial that said, “x percent of women misread the plus sign on their pregnancy test.” I couldn’t help but think, if you can’t read the plus sign on the pregnancy test, then maybe you need to rethink this whole pregnancy thing.

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