the ruling is in…
There are a lot (and I mean a lot) of ‘do and don’t’ rules for a first date. First off, I hate rules, and I hate rules like this the most. I could rant about this for like days, but I’ll spare you all that. However, to all those out there thinking they know what I should or shouldn’t be doing on a date….go do something unpleasant to yourself.
Ok, yes, I guess the fact that I tend to not follow ‘the rules’ might be one of the reasons I’m single, but really who cares. I sure don’t! But, one thing is for sure: I am pretty predictable. So here is a list of things I will do on our first date. The shoulds (and maybe shouldn’ts) that always come out, and I guess the first date ‘rules’ I live by.
— I will judge you based on the place you picked for us to meet.
— I will drink too much. If we are on a date where I am enjoying myself, and feel comfortable and alcohol is an option I’ll get drunk.
— I’ll make fun of you. In a totally joking manner, and roll off your back kind of way. If you walk your self into it, I’m on it you wont see it coming!
— I ask a lot of questions but I could also babble on forever about myself. If there is silence and we don’t know what to say. This is a bad date!
— I will order food. And if desert is an option you best bet we are getting that too!
— If we are walking I will trip in a hole. No matter how small the hole is I will find it and lose my footing at least once.
— I’ll swear. Words that have been known to come out of my mouth on a date would make my mother cry.
— I’ll order a beer or a gin+tonic way before I agree to get wine with dinner.
— I will wear heels, however I can walk, run, and sprint down the subway stairs in said heels, don’t second-guess it.
(reason #___why I’m single: All of the above?)
Watch out boys!
you know it ; )
HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
We would either be the best or worst of lovers ever, cause I do all the same things!!!
Well, except for walking in high heels, I am that annoying whiny bitch that will wear the ridonculous high heels only to take them off in the middle of the bar.
> Location
Then I’ll let you pick a location ;)
> Alcohol
I figured you would probably have to be drunk just to go out on a date with me
> Comedy
My entire family does this, we’ll soon see who is fastest in terms of wit
> Questions
Every question is a challenge, I love challenges
> Food
And there was me expecting you to let me order food while you just sat there with nothing because I messed up your order :P
> Falling
I have fast reflexes and will do my best to catch you as long as you promise not to throw up on me if I do
> Swearing
It has no effect on me
> Gin and tonic
See previous comments about my expectation that you’d be drunk before the date bejan
> Heels
Excellent, running is always fun, just don’t start moping when I win because you were too busy being drunk :P
oh hon! You need to practice in heels, it takes lots of practice : )
Oh no worries..I get cat like skills when running and drunk! Watch out!
Anyone who says they don’t judge a person by where they pick to meet is a LIAR!!!!
you bet!! Not only what type of place it is, but by where it is also located!
I did run after a dog in heels and in the rain!! And it was a dog dog, not a male dog, ha!
— I will judge you based on the place you picked for us to meet.
Yup. Me too. If you pick iHOP for I first date, you can bet your ass there ain’t gonna be a second date.
— I will wear heels, however I can walk, run, and sprint down the subway stairs in said heels, don’t second-guess it.
Totally unrelated to dating, but I admire women who can sprint in heels. I can’t even make it 5 hours in heels yet. I fail.
hey star! I’ve never even been to an IHop so I might be pleasantly surprised..lol, but still worth judging!
I think heels is very related, you want to go on a nice stroll, but guys will take one look at your nice tall shoes and say no way. I’ve had at least 4 guys suggest a walk type thing as add on to a date but make a point of point out my shoes and how they want me to be comfortable….so I have to disagree I think a guy knowing you are able to do any activity is a plus on a date….this is why I now wear wetsuits on dates ; )