I've got the look, but you all knew that!
Walking through SoHo this morning I smiled and said ”hello” pleasantries with about 7 street vendors. (Jasper who sells his jewelry stuff told me I looked good, Carly likes my new hair colour…John liked my tshirt, ect.)
At the corner where I was stopped, a small group of tourists tapped me on the shoulder and asked,
“Wow you’re really nice to the street people.”
“Yeah, I never would expect you to want to draw attention to yourself.”
I smiled and didn’t really say anything. So I know all the street vendors in SoHo by name, whatever! (that’s another story)
“Would you mind if we got a picture with you”
I put my hand out to take their picture.
(Laugh) “No with you!”
PLUM: “Umm…with me?”
I say in my ever sexy raspy voice cause I have this cough which has sucker punched my throat a few to many times.
“Yes”
“Yeah”
“Yeah”
“Please”
PLUM: ” I guess, sure.”
They ask someone on street to take our picture. And then express their gratitude and pleasantly go on their way discussing how cool/nice I am “in person”
Now I might have $900 sunglasses on and a gym bag that shouldn’t be used as a gym bag, but other then that I’m pretty sure no “famous” person has an ass the size of mine.
(reason #___why I’m single: It’s hard to find a guy who can understand and put up with my fans, and the paparazzi)
FACT: I don’t want to know which celebrities have an ass like mine, so don’t tell me!
SIDEBAR: I was coming from the gym, which 1/3 of was a bad idea because of the bronchial infection and 2/3 was a bad idea because I’m out of shape!
That’s fucking funny. Especially since you actually took the picture with them.
I mean I couldn’t say no! ;)