Enter aReYOUsEriouSRIGHtnoW as a code…
I got a text today from ‘Video Game Boy’ saying the following:
“I hate how we left things, and basic ended our relationship without talking about it. Call me sometime would love 2 talk + hear how life is treating you.”
So the back-story….
‘Video Game Boy’ or ‘VGB’ was in the picture for maybe like 10 days over 3 weeks (sometime back in the fall) Now let us sit back and deconstruct this “relationship” he speaks of.
We had one date, which was a blind date. He was funny, his job was interesting. He was cute in that everyone has attractive qualities about him or her, and that is about it. Oh, and he could hold his alcohol well.
So, on a drunken first date (not like I’ve done that before) I went home with him. Needless to say, our “relationship” ended up being him texting me now and again drunk and me usually being out and drunk, then showing up at his place (at like 2am) to have great drunken sex. To top it all off, I wouldn’t even get a good sleep cause he’d wake me up after a few hours of sleep because he was playing some zombie killing video game on high volume (in his tiny ass studio)
So, here is my question. Does “VGB” actually think this ploy to get me to contact him will work? I mean we all know the translation of his text is:
“Hey, I haven’t been laid since I last saw you. We should hang out, I’ll totally take you out and buy you drinks all night if we can fuck after.”
So, why doesn’t he just text that, not that that would get a better response, in fact it probably would still get no response, but I can respect me some honesty….maybe it’s cause I’m just a terrible liar!
Oh and I did text him back (I’m not a total bitch).
“Hey great to hear from you, I’m alittle busy the next few weeks but I hope all is well with you.”
(reason #___why I’m single: I love video games but resent boys who like to play them after sex)
SIDEBAR: I agree to go on blind dates and then question my friendships afterwards. My friends always set me up with guys who are ’so not my type’ it really makes me wonder!
FACT: His tiny ass studio was about 3 blocks from the office so it was very convenient.
That is very much what his text was saying. You are smart like that:]
If I had a buck for every guy who sent a coded, hey why don’t you forget the fact that I was a shit/boring/cheatinglyingasshole and get together and fuck I”d be a rich woman. And getting laid a heck of a lot more than I am now.
Oh I know! Just think of all the lipgloss you could buy with that money!!
Just for the record, I’m probably 89% sure the game he was playing was Dead Rising. My ex had issue with me playing the game (it gave her nightmares and actually distracted me from sex with its awesomeness). At one point she commented on the bad_sex forum on Livejournal to bitch about it. Every single response was: “Is it Dead Rising? If the game is Dead Rising I’d think it was weird if he DIDN’T want to play it!”
lol…I wish it was Dead Rising, cause I would have understood. I know video games, in fact I play alot, and it was not dead rising….it was a very very lame game…….which is what made it even worse!
(I didn’t know people actually posted on livejournal forums anymore, sorry about that!)