The Lost Plum…

This past week at Boot Camp we learned the do’s and don’ts of the bedroom. Now most all of these were ridiculaius, and mostly ridiculaious because if you find a guy who will wait 90days for you, I’m pretty sure he isn’t going to care what you do. He’s just happy to be getting SEX!

One of the Taboo things was: No Drunk Girls in the Bedroom.  

Now drunk relationship sex I assume is different, but if you’ve waited your “90″ days, I’m sorry that IS a RELATIONSHIP! (and 3 of the man-panel men agree with me that 90days is in fact a full-blown relationship)

So the pros and cons of drunk, and I mean drunk sex! (Obviously my opinion. I’d say experience but obviously I always wait my 90days)

PROS

You are having sex! Do I really need more pros!

I’ve already been drinking which makes me more apt to agree to come to your place for another “drink”, “watch a movie”, “meet your dog”…. (We all know the typical used lines)

I’ll probably agree to what you want.

Generally more able to toss, position, move, push, and pull me.

You’re having sex what more do you want!

CONS

I’m vocally louder and might say, “I’m drunk we shouldn’t be doing this” at least 10times.

My head just might be spinning and sometimes that means this is how we’re doing this for little bit.

I laugh a lot (I don’t think this is a con, but Boot Camp also said “no laughing in bed allowed”)

I just might look like and feel like a mess in the morning, and maybe dry heave in your sink (I don’t puke in toilets. period. I don’t really puke.)

Your sheets are going to smell like sweat, sex, and booze for days.

If you don’t like sex, then this is a con! (but then I wouldn’t suggest challenging me to a drinking contest!)

SIDEBAR: I don’t see why they would even inform us of not having drunk sex, because you aren’t even allowed to have more then 2 drinks on a date in the first place.