the truth about you is a lie.

I was reading one of my favorite personal blogs SEX LIES &DATING today, and started to think of the truths we tell others and the truths we tell ourselves when we are in relationships.

Simone blogged today about the 8 Biggest Lies She Been Told by Men.

Her post and all the replies seemed to make me giggle to myself, and think about the lies that we all tell to avoid, to escape, to flat out not tell the truth when we think we might hurt someones feelings, or because we are just lame. (lame =’s boys)

(personally right now I’d rather have some stupid lie then the non responsiveness, but what can you do!)

So the biggest lies a guy has told me…..yeah, sure! There are tons of those. I mean consider the fact that every guy I’ve been in a serious relationship with has cheated on me…….lies, oh lies!

BUT

Maybe they believed with every piece of their being that they were telling the truth. Maybe they really do think they are just friends with ’said’ ex, or maybe the battery really did die in their cell phone, or maybe…..or maybe…..OR!

I’ve jumped from lies to the truth, and in turn created my own list.

THE BIG 5 TRUTHS GUYS HAVE TOLD ME (*or so they believed)

1. ”I think we should break up…… I’m getting married”

My first real boyfriend, my longest relationship, my worst relationship, and most physically and emotional damning relationship. My first year of college, his third. I had been trying to break up with him (he went kind of in a cult crazy……i send boys to cults but that’s another story) we did this fight, break up, he comes crawling back, i felt bad for him stint for almost a year. And then over dinner he tells me we needed to officially end it,because he was getting married….not to me!

2. “Your Boobs are just too big for me”

A guy broke up with me after about 8 months because he couldn’t handle the size of my boobs, or at least that was the reason he gave me.

3. ”We have been lovers in every past lifetime. I can let you go in this one, because I know I’ll find you in the next.”

My crazy stalker on how we are always meant to be together. He had to “let me go” not really out of choice, but more based on the fact he isn’t allowed to contact me.

4. ” I really just think I can do better then you.”

Yeah….i’m sure you can!

5. “We can do this, but it’s a one time thing! Never will happen again, ok!?”

Ha ha… And nope it never happened again. My first summer in NYC, and the first time I had ever thrown up from drinking to much in the morning (and i wasn’t at home)