The Lost Plum…

Previously I had wrote/copied this:

And made fun of the idea of a dating resume.  And further more references.

As my birthday draws near and being in need of a pick me up I thought sure, hot damn, I bet I could get some great letter of recommendations. Or at least some thing funny! So here we go:

I asked 10 guys I have been ‘involved’ with on all sorts of different levels. (All these guys I still stay in touch with and talk to) 

If you had to describe me to a potential ’boyfriend’ in a twitter message (140) characters, what would you say?  DRUM ROLL……

: The perfect package. Smart GoodLooking Funny and can give you a run for your money on ANY playing field you put forth.

: She talks ALOT but listens more so be careful!!

: Honestly the best head you’ll probably ever have! And she’s super cute on top of that and can cook better then your mom and even grandma!

: The most amazing girl you will ever meet.

: beautiful and so kind hearted to everyone she meets with a wicked smile too boot.

: the best friend you could ever have that you also can go home with after. Oh and she is a RIOT.

:  im not the only one that probably would say “”the 1 I let get away”"

: picky. She is picky with guys. if you are lucky enough for her to actually want to date you then you’re a better guy then most of us.

: Amazing Boobs! Amazing Eyes! Amazing Person! Amazing at making you breakfast in the morning!

: you’ll break your heart more once you realize how special this girl is and you let her go.

(reason #___why I’m single: Apparently I always date LIERS!)

FACT: Now they might tell you something different in private, but, I’ll start putting these on business cards with my number!