STD(tv): Sexual Television Dysfunction
I would never say I watch alot of TV. I have like maybe 3 shows I like to see, but if I miss them I wont die. I don’t miss things because I have to watch something in real time.
I’ve always been more of the “season watching” kind of gal. A bad weather weekend sitting inside watching the entire season or sometimes series (I’ll admit it) of a single show. Pure JOY! And if it’s HBO or Showtime, even better!
However, I do sometimes enjoy the reality shows. It makes me in a way hate american culture, and sometimes happy that I’m not an american. Only american’s have such trash on TV.
And on that note, I also love watching series premieres. Regardless of the show type or how bad it sounds, I almost always DVR the first ever episode…cause honestly sometimes you just don’t know.
Well tonight I came home, it was late, but I thought why not sit down have some tea and watch alittle TV.
I should have gone to bed!
I settled on true Television Dysfunction tonight.
Now I’m not a big VH1 fan, and I’m not big into the dating/relationship shows, so tonight I was alittle out of my regular tv element.
SHOW IN QUESTION: Daisy of Love
I started off alittle lost, but lucky for me they had a wonderful catch you up on what’s going on montage in all it’s STD magic!
So Rock of Love Season 2 (I can’t beleive they had two of those, and in fact there might even be more!) So Bret Micheals apparently picked some “skank” named Ambre (?) over Daisy, and thus in true VH1 form like all great STD’s Daisy de la Hoya gets her very own show! (proceed at your own risk)
VH1 has found an interesting flock of seagulls to keep her (and I guess us) entertained. The guys were named based on her first impressions, and with names like Chi Chi, Big Rig,86, Flipper…here just look for yourself!
Something about the Swedish Twins or wait I’m sorry Triplets that look like they fell off a WhiteSnake tour bus (circa 1980s), the guy with the 4 Grammy Nods (THIS YEAR*apperently* ), and the token ADHD boy, this ‘circus’ is hotter then the Britney’s tampon string in concert!
Now after about 15-20 minutes I wasn’t interested, and I wasn’t even ammused, so I turned it off. BUT if you enjoy yourself some laughs, some tats, some tears, some screams, some crab-infestations, and some steroid pumped guys kicking the shit out of the skinny emo guys then buckle up, this show is for you! But may I suggest wearing protection while watching!
(reason #___ why I’m single: It’s late on a sunday and I spent it watching that)
(reason #___ why I’m single: I actually googled to find a site with all their pictures)
